It's only a model.

You no say Ukraine weak!

Model Predicts That The U.S. Is Going to Dominate Sochi

"I can see them from my house!"

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

"I did just eat breakfast, but... what the hell, a little more won't kill me."

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

I could get behind a sub-kinja (or whatever they call them) that just documents flopping across all sports. No commentary, just the latest in ludicrous flops.

Ugh, she had Space Needle Dick Sherman RIGHT THERE.

I'm a little disappointed LeBrons flop last night didn't make it to Deadspin

I'm thinking like three. One competition based. Two dysentery.

Shit, construction-failure related deaths alone will be more than five. I'm setting the over/under at 30, not including people getting mauled by vengeance-seeking packs of feral dogs.

Well, they were robbed by the refs.

He's got a point about your lack of journalistic integrity. You guys never got Lennay Kekua's side of the story, either.

Real men can build shit.

He has a super bowl ring and has never played or been involved in the NFL.

It's funny because Putin is a fascist murderer that hates the gays! I get it now.

BUT THERE ARE NO WIZARDS IN WASHINGTON