"God damnit, Sergei - I was perfectly clear. I said race cars or X-Men! How fucking hard is—

Best Philip Seymour Hoffman tribute of the day.

I've tried to forget it too but the Broncos did shit the bed yesterday. Denver's in a bit of a funk today...

If nothing else, it's nice to see white culture being co-opted for a change.

Then you're a fucking genius and I'm surviving on your crumbs.

Hey, THAT'S MINE!!!!

Harbaugh.

I have a feeling he's not going to hold on to that belt for long.

-by Jim Miller

May the gods bless you for saying the passes were defended, instead of the ridiculous and incorrect defensed. That is all.

Seattle Weecocks

"I was in the Pool!"

His dick is still longer than most of Denver's pass attempts.

Not that excited.

Apparently it's "Ready 2 Ride (remix) by Philthy Rich ft. Stevie Joe, Lil Blod, Shady Nate and J Stalin"....not sure Iosef would approve of such capitalist lyrics though.

Buy that guy a beer for me.

Saw this on a friend's Facebook feed:

That child is PEYTON MANNING. This is a real-life "12 Monkeys", guys. He came back to stop a personal tragedy, but it turns out HE was the tragedy.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.