I hope your moniker doesn't give them any ideas...

...and thus ended the inglorious pilot release of the "McGodwin".

As long as we let states administer it, it's a privilege.

I wonder who she was voting for. Just sayin'...

No, it makes a lot of sense. It's an incentive for the cops not to dick with the cameras. And if the footage isn't there, oh gosh no, maybe we don't send someone to prison and all the other millions of prisoners will be lonely as a result.

"How come nobody laughed when WE used to send people to 'time-out?'"

Yes. BearDownCBears Whitey has no brain cells.

People are going to try to live where they want to, and in such a situation where there are scarce resources, you either have to expand supply or restrict access by making an entitlement. Google Whitey wants more building and the Old Locals want to see the same view meeting the same people dropping off approximately…

I bet you Cam would pick football over Emmys. #WWCD?

"Replace Blaine Gabbert, will you?! Well I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT CATS NOW."

People will find a way, especially if Mom and Dad are filling it out.

I'm calling it: it'll be a race filter.

Wyoming is a burb of GR.

I'm going to make an assumption here, but what does "rehabilitating" Donald Rumsfeld look like?

Shazam already does this for fashion. Upon using his Shazam app, Billy Batson turned a drab t-shirt and jeans ensemble into a fabulous form-fitting double-breasted spandex jammie getup with a unique Liberace/Dracula cape accessory.

Overheard in 7th Grade Bio: "Mrs. Johannes, why do all our dissection frogs have nine legs?"

Pop quiz: who did Brady lose to in the Superbowl, twice?

+6 (margin)

I hear she's been practicing by fetching Eli Manning's Superbowl rings out of his toy chest and then putting them away once he's done playing with them.

"Also, I caught gonnorhea from the employee restroom in 1999. I plan on stopping in and returning that to where I found it as well."