Eh, I'll stick with December. That month sucks anyway - crazy dark, year end rush, etc. Plus I like getting all those holidays out if the way so there's that big stretch between New Year and Memorial Day where everyone is productive. Putting Christmas close to Thanksgiving basically ensures six weeks of consolidated…

Also not safe for her rommate's computer desk. Eewwwwwwww.

If TV ads are any indicator, everyone on Cialis does chores all the time. I'd be bummed too.

Fart noise

I tire of constantly being all over soldiers' nuts when they represent such poor value per tax dollar.

We're already up to our asses in holidays this time of year, so Columbus Day can suck it for that reason alone. To balance out the dearth of spring holidays after the crappy mid-late winter slog, I want a May Day barbecue, where we all roast our landowners and devour them, and then dance around our May poles in their…

I mean you could make a guiltfest out of any holiday that celebrates American history rather than pick on a mostly dissociated one like Thanksgiving. Why don't we use the more warmongery ones like Veterans Day or Memorial Day instead? Those irritate me.

Sing, O Muse, of the ............. of Achilles

They're just making sure everyone's pointing in the right One Direction.

Something tells me she wouldn't pass his initial filter on eHarmony...can't put my finger on it...like some surface-level attribute or something...oh well, it'll come to me sooner or later.

If I never see one more special about America's Greatest Snuff Film, it will be too soon.

Yeah, well, she'll pass because Reid just nuked the filibuster, because he kicks ass.

This certainly went off with fewer hitches than the kid who wanted to be the Human Torch.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

They treat you like shit, too. I have friends who work there. Seems to me, in my half-informed opinion, that whenever there's a labor issue, they can pull the national security card and do whatever they want. I'm talking long hours, no leave, whatever. And if you want to be a squeaky wheel about it, there's the…

So going by these rules, if a baboon and two donkeys have a hot three way that results in spawning, is that a badonkeydonk?

O'Malley, baby.

I already have a different costume, womp womp. Feel free to steal.

Oh look, now he's the Martin Luther of gun nuts.