Can we reach across the aisle by all agreeing that it's unequivocally wonderful that Lydia died slowly?

Can we reach across the aisle by all agreeing that it's unequivocally wonderful that Lydia died slowly?

Can we reach across the aisle by all agreeing that it's unequivocally wonderful that Lydia died slowly?

Sure. But I'm talking about another phenomenon.

There is no more "compromise,"'nor should there be. There is a fundamental difference in premises. We are witnessing why the dual mandate, embodied by a popularly elected president and a more locally elected federation of representatives, sucks.

I think gerrymandering is important, but we also have to acknowledge that Democrats tend to live more densely, and in higher concentrations. This is not conducive to winning majorities in geographically-based single-member plurality districts.

[bites Snickers] That's great, but who are the Rems?

This list was made before Deadspin, to keep up with the Jezebel Joneses, released their straight-to-laserdisc documentary, "Manti Te'o: Dude, Where's My Girlfriend?"

Sounds like they each need to construct a new stadium with muni bond money, right downtown...maybe two! I don't think anything less will be rebuildy enough.

If we changed the laws in this country to allow the government to seize their wealth, we these poor girls wouldn't have this problem.

This is what you get when you divide the executive and legislative functions. There is no accountability and it incentivizes brinkmanship. Our system is obviously bad, and it's no wonder why parliamentary systems are so much more functional than the U.S. Government.

Well Christ, how else are they supposed to prepare for sorority rush?

Props to Janet for resisting the urge to answer Question 12 on the job application like Larry: "Yeah I believe in quantitive easing...IN MY PANTZ."

Man, I really need to start proofreading my posts before I publish them.

It cuts both ways. I've found that since I've been working, my dirty talk has mutated into water cooler chit-chat.

Something tells me that my statement wouldn't earn me as many high fives as the handle "BarfCannon".

Oh I'm sorry, did I touch on a topic even more embarrassing than your team's defensive backfield?

Some backwoods cities even have professional football teams that have a racial slur as a mascot! God, can you BELIEVE these people?! I wonder if they've heard of Nintendo yet.

The reason you don't see it is because it's not the first law of street cycling.

Calmly explain to their children that there is no Santa Claus.