Far more perfect than the instagram butt girl everyone's going crazy about.

Have you ever read The Hairpin?

That looks like a super effective way to get your face clawed off.

Everyone is talking about the production quality and lyrical content, but did anyone notice how whitewashed the video was? Also, if you made it to the end, you see one of the only two black males arrested by a police officer. Even if that young actor was "in" on the joke, it still doesn't make it funny.

This is kind of hilarious and I can't get behind the Rebecca Black hate - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Train, Fergie etc etc etc have way dumber lyrics and they're all adults.

Hair sticks are typically shorter with blunter ends and decorated. Chopsticks tend to be longer and tend to have more tapered ends.

Is it fair to say "I don't know"? Because I don't and I don't want to make up an answer. I can see some hair sticks looking chopstick-esque. In theory, a "pink decorated" stick sounds fine...but I'm going to fall back on "I don't know."

Yup. Ford is Canadian.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

Every time I see those Lulu bags with the inspirational quotes on them and I see the quote that says 'friends are more important than money' I want to vomit. This company sells hundred dollar sweatpants!!! WHO EVEN BUYS INTO THIS OBVIOUS BULLSHIT?!?!

Lululemon Culture, as far as I am concerned, is already a thing. It is a dumbing down and $$$-ing up of yoga, and it needs to stop.

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

I KNOW! I just discovered them last year, and now my Favorite Thing is to just do a giant veggie roast: Brussels sprouts, parsnips, fancy potatoes (like Yukon Gold), yams, sweet potatoes, broccoli, squash, and some whole garlic cloves with olive oil, sea salt, and pepper. DELICIOUS and SO EASY. I also like to add…

I'm Canadian and have about 5 or 6 years on Justin Bieber. I don't remember my first exposure to the monkey as a caricature, but I was definitely exposed to it. I can only speak for myself, but I think that if you are remotely self-aware and pay any attention to racism (past and present) ... you should probably know…

I remember some law class I took in grad school that I just couldn't get interested in, and I ended up getting a C in it. The prof pulled me aside and was like, "what happened? You seemed smart."

I believe what you are smelling is the distinct stench of someone apologizing not because they are sorry for doing it, but for getting caught.

My husband used to think that going to the gyno was one sort of party. So I made him go and sit at the far end of the table. At one point he was so horrified, he told the doctor to stop. The vaginal speculum made him tear up. 20 years later, he still brings me flowers, candy, and apologizes after every appointment.

Everybody dies. It seems like she died after a long life in good health and without pain. May we all be as lucky.

I had one of those (boyfriend, terrible roommate, never cleaned, perpetually broke, no job, just replace "anger problems" with "depression problems") but he made me feel GREAT. I loved him to pieces. And you know what? Eventually I realized that it wasn't enough. So I moved across the country without him. And it was th…