I want Hayley Atwell to be a Jane Bond, since that would be like getting more Agent Carter.

This is actually the part of the article that I found a bit confusing - everyone I know is waiting to have kids until their early to mid-thirties. My parents had me when they were in their mid-thirties. It feels natural and obvious to me that you’d potentially wait that long, and I just feel like there’s something…

The best line was “you got no fuckin nuts like an empty asylum” OOOOO SHHIIIITTTT BURN!!!

There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s covfefe.

and made a rhyme with the word Orange. That’s unpossible.

This morning i finally accepted the fact that we’re probably not going to even get the chance to age due to the ever worsening state of our country so I just ate some pie and enjoyed myself.

Pfft, Michelle just made people want to get law degrees, eat vegetables, and do push-ups! Terrible influence!

Dear hot jesus, I feel you. I am in my late twenties and a sibling who is 1 out of 4. Only ONE of us has procreated at a “late” age of mid thirties. It’s like we all collectively saw how our parents struggled. Costing them relationships, dreams, cold hard cash, etc. and then went HELL TO THE NAH NAH I WANT A…

Ugh, Tim Allen is the definition of a mediocre white man succeeding for no reason. He went to jail for a relatively short time for drug trafficking and then got roles on television as a FAMILY MAN. He is absolutely not a victim here, what black person do you know with his background would ever wind up getting the…

Right?

“Political correctness” is just being polite and treating people with respect. When people complain about “political correctness,” they’re really complaining that they can’t grab women or yell racial/homophobic slurs or condescend disabled people without push-back anymore.

‘Also on Tuesday, but later, Sessions verbally scolded NFL players who protested this racist administration on Sunday, saying, “every American should salute the flag.”’

When he went to school, Jim Crow laws were still enforced.

Yes, universities were more robust and freer when they just physically excluded anyone who wasn’t a white Christian male. They were cauldrons of diverse opinion in medieval Europe, when you had to be a celibate teenage boy aspiring to the priesthood just to set foot on campus. When Yale and Harvard were Puritan…

Not that anyone cares, but lost I my collective shit about the Megan Kelly thing. I even signed up for twitter just so I could blast that evil entity. My job is literally to make sure military planes don’t go down. I look like I’m a family member of the duck dynstay clan. And guess what. I am le gay. Fuck this noise.…

This needs more context so you can see how ridiculous it really was. (I’m a student at Georgetown Law. Yes, Tiffany is in my class, but not my section.)

Shelwood has a great answer, but I also wanted to add that when kids are involved there are concerns about vastly different income/households. The idea is that it will give one parent more sway over the kids and could create unfair advantage to the wealthier parent

• Megyn Kelly said she had “dreamed” of hosting an “uplifting” show for a long time, and that the “mission” of Megyn Kelly Today is to “deliver hope and optimism and empowerment.”