You leave Raylan Givens out of this

No but guys, haven’t you heard?

Would you have been a Catholic by the wedding day? If so then yes, he was being a jerk.

Um...I’m an agnostic/atheistish kinda person and I think most religions sound a little nutty when you really think about what its followers believe (virgin birth, son of god being basically a zombie, etc.)...but the fact that she put Scientology in the list with those others is all the confirmation I need that she’s…

I think your In-Laws know my In-Laws. Boomers have eaten all the wheat in the field, never replanted, and blame the next generation for complaining about about being hungry.

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You might say that my ideals are unrealistic, and that coming from Quebec I am out of touch with the reality of American civic life in all its painful complexity.

This movie just sounds like such a downer. While Obama was President, I could enjoy it, but now . . . I just need some reassuring Jane Austen bit of fluff, thank you very much.

OK, this has got to stop. It’s getting very scary now. What is this, The Good Place?

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

It was a nice joke and not unethical at all. I am saying this AS A JOURNALIST. If you listen to the podcast —- this is just bullshit. She’s a private citizen, she was joshing Ezra, and why can’t she take him to fucking Hamilton? If Obama made this joke, it would be endearing!

Generally I have no problem going in the office bathroom at all. The only thing that gives me pause is when someone sees me come in, starts talking to me, and then keeps talking after I go in the stall. Shut the fuck up, Pam, once I’m behind the stall door I don’t exist to you. Of course, it doesn’t really stop me,…

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

You do realize that she was talking about herself and her own C-section, not about all C-sections everywhere, and specifically not about your personal C-section? Sheesh, y’all love to get upset about any and everything another woman says about her own personal experience with childbirth and child rearing. Everything…

If she isn’t responsible for her votes, who is?

I am fucking fed up today with asscravats on the internet. This was my response.

She is a historically important figure beloved by many, including me. Her voice is important. Further, nearly every person who has run for POTUS in the modern era has written a book. It would be unusual for her not to write one.

I regularly grapple with the evil, white hot joy I take in how thin and lifeless her hair is. I fucking love how shitty her hair is. She’s going fucking bald. I love it. I hate myself for loving it, but I cannot help it.

I am an Old at age 41 and apparently lived through this trend the first time. I am still not sure what a fancy top is (blouses were a thing in the 2000s?!) and why we would want to wear crappy synthetic fabrics that need to be dry cleaned.