It’s amazing how the only thing on your resume, a rich trust fund kid who fucks the daughter of another rich trust fund kid, suddenly makes you an expert on literally everything.

In Catholic grade school we were also told to swallow just a bit of water, and largely rinse and spit. At the wretched fountains in the gym / locker room. Because too much water that close to exercise would give us cramps.

I remember being thirsty *all the time* as a kid. The teacher would line us up at the water fountain and chant “1 2 3 that’s enough for me” and it was NEVER ENOUGH. Also “leave some for the fishes”, fuck the fishes, I’m thirsty!

Can I make a confession? This is a safe place, right? I consistently confuse Huma Abedin and Amal Clooney. Just visually, I mean I know who is who, but every time I see a picture of one of them I’m lost.

How are chicks who have procreated the only people who have “families?” And how does having children—and only having children—make on an expert on anything?

Presenting the opinions of everyday Americans validates the notion that the opinions of everyday Americans MATTER. If we are talking about Beyoncé or the Beauty and the Beast remake, then fine. Ask everyday Americans what they think.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

“improve the lives of Americans by increasing the number of women who value free markets and personal liberty”

Or the huge attention whore in the family who has a record of being overly concerned about a romance between Twilight actors is...

I bet it was his daughter wife. He wouldn’t do anything for the other one.

He said ‘well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage. Obviously in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us...So he was like, ‘OK, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave.

Star for the (Woohoo).

That headline is the entirety of what is wrong with the worldview of the Republicans. Not everything is about money. the ACA was about getting people insured so they could get medical treatment. The poor, the elderly, the homeless, no one could be denied. No one could be turned away. Healthcare for a cough before it…

“nobody will be worse off financially”

You don’t shoot the messenger because of the message.

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

It can feel weird, but I’m “accusing her of making the divorce public” is just as confusing as the first remark. Divorce is a matter of public record by default, and I gather they had been working on a (private) separation agreement. Don’t know what her divorce filings contain or what future filings will contain, but…

Also, that’s not how divorce works. Yes, they could pound out an agreement and push through the papers quickly and quietly, but filing initial pleadings isn’t a hostile act, its more like just a reference point. Idk.