I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

the comments on this thread are all solid. excellent jokes all around. give yourselves a pat on the back.

This idiot is not a feminist. She thinks people think she is smarter than she is portrayed because she is not smart. It is cheap and shallow to get famous by objectifying herself and encouraging worth be understood through her ass, porn, and plastic surgery. Little benefit to humanity was added by her successful quest…

I WOULD RATHER AGE 500 YEARS THAN LIVE THAT TERRIBLE LIFE

As a divorce lawyer, I’m here to say that the divorce lawyer in that Radar Online article is a misleading moron. Let’s break it down, shall we?

tbh I am sexually interested in almost every billionaire that exists

Hello, fellow Jezzie divorce lawyer! I’m in IL, but yeah, that 10-year rule has got to be the biggest divorce myth out there.

I know quite a few people that feel like you do, but I worked in that area for quite a few years, and I can say that fighting the legal system is one of the reasons a lot of people leave that field. “Oh, she says she was abused. She’s says he hit her. Where are the marks? If the police were called and didn’t see…

I used to work at a domestic violence shelter, and it was kind of a shocker when someone was actually arrested (man or woman) for DV.

Sigh. You make a lot of assumptions here, many of which are wrong. Let me blow your mind. Did you know that many cops are DV perps? And I am talking major city and suburban cops here. (Personal knowledge here! And I even know a female cop personally who was a DV perp!) Did you know that some entire police departments…

Ugh indeed. I’m actually in a training on U-visas right now and being in NYC, the DV cases are almost always getting certs from various agencies. It must absolutely suck to work in a place where the cops are such shit at immigration.

I’m a DV attorney and I can tell you, without any doubt, that yes, cops respond to domestic violence calls by telling the abuser to chill or will just ask him to leave for the night. All day, every day. If try and tell me anything more proactive happens in a good 70% of calls (and that's being generous) you're either…

That’s great. My clients have actually been lucky enough to have green cards, so I had not done that much research on these options yet. Thanks for the info.

I’m an immigration attorney. Dollars to donuts, this woman would NOT have qualified for a U-visa if she had the misfortune to live in my state. Because you have to get a law enforcement official to “certify” your U-visa and most law enforcement officials around here routinely refuse to do so. Even if you qualify under…

Friendly to women? I don't know in what world. I have seen many incidents of domestic violence where cops just tell the guy that he needs to relax after he beat up his wife. That is not friendly to women in my dictionary.

At the criminal hearing, Mount called her a “tiger mom,” too competent to be a victim.

I hate our immigration system. It sucks. Immigrants are powerless unless you have a shit load of money.

Expecting a new baby? How passe. I prefer old babies. Old babies give you a Werther’s Original and then take you out to dinner at the buffet at 4 o’clock.

Every single person who is going through a break up or divorce needs to stop dishing out bitter advice to singles and SHUT UP. After my sister got a divorce she hates life, men and love. She says things like "All men are THE SAME. All men are horrible. Love is not real. Marriage is stupid." I was dating this really…