did he give you the pizzas?
Beachlady
Beachlady
I once called in to work because my sweater was covered in human excrement. My boss called bullshit.
She was very surprised when I showed up and - lo! - the San Francisco MUNI and its delightful population of crazies had, in fact, throw feces at me that morning.
(She gave me an hour off to go home and change, but made…
this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.
How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…
And hey, if you needed a break, there are all those Harcum men across the street :P
Damn straight there is. I'm Sweet Briar class of 2000. We are fighting back. The alumnae have formed a 501c3 to save our school, the BoD was just named. We have 3 million in pledges so far. We have a legal team and a PR firm. We have the support of the vast majority of the alumnae, the students, the faculty, the staff…
This makes me so sad. I loved my education. I know that a women's college is definitely not the right choice for everyone, but it was absolutely the right choice for me. I know I would not have had the same experience, the same development, at a co-ed school.
there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth.
Cap is the hottest Avenger. It is a fact.
::dry heaves because of her hysterical crying::
IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! THERE ARE MOVIES!
Miscellany: Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob
The best reason to hate Mayweather is the domestic violence/abuse that he routinely engages in.
Lip Smackers strawberry tastes like 6th grade. See also Kissing Potion
But before bonne bell, there was Tinkerbell cosmetics. I've loved beauty products since I was a child.
Pretty sure we've all banged Guy with a Guitar, if not Barefoot Guy with a Guitar or the close relative, Hacky-sack Guy with Nice Eyes.
I would join a sorority that did Polish Week. Everyone get together with your Babcis and make kielbasa!
The fact that these girls don't know that French manicures are now thought tacky makes me question the whole Panhellenic system.