Engagement photos, destroy-the-dress photos, maternity photos... I have no desire to partake in any of this crap. There are better ways to spend time and money, and I'd feel ridiculous in "romantic" poses, esp while pregnant.

As an attorney, I find it offensive that somehow her work defending this guy AS HIS COURT APPOINTED ATTORNEY could somehow be used against her.

Lawyers sometimes take cases, and clients, that are distasteful. But, you still have to provide representation.

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

As a Long Island Extra Large, I can tell you that that manicure is what women here do when they want to look REAL CLASSY. Wedding coming up? Baptism? Giant French tips. Ugh.

I watched the Justin Bieber video because I had no idea what the joke was (and actually am glad I didn't know). Right before he says the stupid racist punchline, someone off camera warns him 'Don't even say it.' And the 16 year old brat, who knows he is being filmed, continues.
The off-camera warning seems to be the…

On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

Oh god all the feels.

For me, it's kinda like watching a puppy bark at its own image in the mirror.

I thought, there is NO WAY this could be as hilarious as you say. Lo, I have been proven wrong.

Yeah, no shit. I just find it irritating that all of Hollywood seems to be invested in maintaining this "effortless perfection" myth when it has direct and research-supported negative effects on all the girls and women who don't make millions of dollars a year maintaining a specific industry-approved body type. So…

No body shaming here (and can we retire 'scary skinny'? it's just rude), but I do find it funny Hollywood just happens to be filled with all these genetic anomalies who lose massive amounts of weight as they age for no apparent reason. It's pretty much a formula at this point:

Two things I actually really LIKED about my body until I read Seventeen articles about how to dress to "fix" my flaws: my long torso and hooded eyes! Up until reading a bunch of magazine articles about my gollum-like eyes and hideous torso, I actually thought they were some of my better feature (longer torso = more…

We need more celebrities who are honest. Except for Donald Trump, cause no1 currr.

It just looks like they changed a lighting filter? It's not like they removed wrinkles or blemishes or gave him a time-head or anything.

Nowadays I think the kids are calling it a "Dirty Sanchez" and it costs at least $50.

I know we hate Taylor, but if she really is reading feminist literature on her own volition, and expresses some desire to incorporate that into her public utterances, I'm willing to reconsider the stance on behalf of everyone. Thanks for putting me in charge of membership, guys!

I just want her to be with Ryan Gosling. If I can't have him, then she should.

This. I had a friend whose boyfriend cheated repeatedly and his defense was always that it "just happened." I never got that. There is always a moment when you can choose to cheat or choose to be faithful.