I love the girl who wants to "reduce". At least the advice to that one wasn't terrible, but the term "reduce" is awful!

@Allison: Girl, I hear you on the teeth. I have the same awesome upper ones.

"I wont be willing to make up for this offense beyond an apology". Um, what the heck does he think she was expecting?

@happysquid: i used to love it too, and now its just (fake)sugar water. Why did they change it?

I started reading this with an open mind, but that was quickly slammed shut when she said her children are not allowed sleep-over parties or playdates? WTF? So basically they are not allowed to have friends that are not chosen by their parents. I find that downright abusive.

@CashMoneyHoney: I'm from Northern NJ and we do not claim Hazlet. That is definitely central Jersey.

Guess I wasn't the only Broadstreet to Jezebel migrant!

@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins: Yep. Everywhere I have worked has had locked front doors and/or panic buttons.One lawyer I know had his house burnt down by a pissed off husband.

I am a divorce lawyer and I approve of the actions of this judge. I wish I had the guts to say some of the same things to my clients.

Oh, swoon. I love that man. Always have always will. I realize that makes me old as hell, but I don't care.

@puppytails: I'm a catholic divorce lawyer. I know it sounds odds, but I feel I can be both.

@NomNom83: I completely agree. I barely made it through the first time; I have no need to ever see it again. Although it was amazing.

I could not disagree more... Some things DO taste better than skinny feels.

@lollilove: I am asking this in a totally non-judgmental "not adding fuel to the fire" sort of way, but are you in your late teens, early 20s? The reason I am asking is not to discount your opinion at all.

I actually had to correct my intelligent, well-read, feminist boyfriend about this last night. He thought the guy was only be charged because a condom broke. I set his straight, though.

I need someone to buy this for. It is so adorable!

People have different tastes in things, but to say a candy that is loved by most Americans taste like vomit? THIS is why we think you are pretentious, Brits. ;)

@bitterseafoam: I fear another war! How could ANYONE not love the grainy peanutty goodness of a PBC?

**sigh***

"Canard"? Seriously, Bristol wants us to think she even knows what that word means?!?