@artyfarty: Those are the meanest girls ever!! I want to kick them all in the knees.

@singing_femmebot: My Polish grandma thought "chubby" was a compliment. I know that her ascetic was cute, little round, rosy-cheeked girl, but it still didn't feel nice.

The perpetrator was my sister. And it went on my entire childhood.

When does it stop being a beauty service and becomes, well, prostitution? Paying someone to put oils on your hoo-ha sounds like a service they would offer in a ladies-only brothel.

@MagsCO: OMG!!! I was thinking the same thing and I was so angry. Phew. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Oh, Madonna, you have again pissed me off. She has a special connection with Mexico because she loves Frida Kahlo? I guess not too close of a connection if she opens a gym where the cost of one month membership exceeds what a huge % of the population makes in a year. What a giver she is!

I adore Reese, but this "aging" thing pisses me off! I am 34, and it never crossed my mind that I was starting to "age" at this point. Thanks so much Glamour for making me feel old. It's like having a skinny girl talk about she came to terms with her extra pounds.

Who knew I was a victim of the "turkey dump"? I never heard that term before, but love it.

@SnideySense: I got the sense that by "ordered" they meant that he asked the royal bow-and-scrapers to set it up, like you would order a meal, as opposed to "ordering" Kate to go.

Sweet!!! My undergrad degree in poli sci probably makes me a suitable choice to RULE THE WORLD!!!

@lilydancing: Oh yes!!!! But he will always be sexy, moody conflicted Tom from Spooks to me.

That is bad. Almost as bad as when my sis (a pre-school teacher) had to tell a mom that giving her 3 year old skim milk was not a good idea. Mom was worried about her weight.

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: I remember that too. I was a big/tall kid for my age (although I hit 5'3" and stopped) and we had to line up to get weighed. Of course, the nurse said it out loud to us and all the other kids heard. I will never forget how mortified I was to weigh 80 lbs in 4th grade. I'm sure this did not…

Oooh, I can't wait until I get some of that Obamacare. I'm gonna get me knocked up and have an abortion! I have been dreaming about the day I can have an uncomfortable medical procedure after walking through throngs of assholes telling me I am a baby-killer. I will be a real American and do my part to support big…

Adding to the chorus- SHE LOOKS THE SAME!!

@GrummoreGrummersum: EXACTLY!!!! I am pro-choice and I find it highly offensive to treat a fetus that way.

@FroderickFronkensteen: They really haven't at all, which makes it all funnier.

I really really wanted to like this show, but I couldn't. It was

For a moment there, I though OB was discontinuing tampons completely and I was ready to throw a temper tantrum. I HATE applicators; they never work right.

I actually teared up reading this. What a great mom!