@VeeArrrSix: There's an auto saloon with 72K on the clock for sale near me for £3300. I think that's about $5k.

@VeeArrrSix: Oh yeah.

The guy in the red tracksuit reminded me of Brucie in GTA IV.

"A day after arriving in South Africa, a flustered Gemballa called his wife saying he was involved in a "little accident" and asked her to transfer $1-million (R9.4-million) to a bank account."

There's a lot of Rolls Corniche in that, especially at the back.

@duurtlang: Waiting for the crusher?

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest!: Flush the toilet?

@dot-communist: The way that other jalops can read my mind like this is the reason I know I'm among the right people.

Where are the photos?

@SCMX5: Winner!

@RFT: The Stig is like a real world Duff Man. He's owned by a company and has no voice or face, he can be replaced endlessly.

@luisthebeast: Collins' company accounts are basically public record and they show a huge upturn since he started doing work for the BBC.

@ArthurFolksake: Your car is much cooler than the car porn above, you probably enjoy yours as much as the rich kids and, most importantly, I doubt you fucked anyone over or did anything immoral to get behind the wheel of your modern classic.

@UDMan: If Mr Mota was chocolate, he'd eat himself.

@boomchek: I thought that as soon as I saw it but I have neither the skillz nor the energy to express it in cleverly edited photo form.

@38thsignal: In India, they had a saloon that was essentially a Fiesta with a protruding boot. It looked as bad as it sounds.

I don't recognise that test car as any kind of Fiesta I ever saw.

@pauljones: I'm disappointed you didn't change the name to Crapstone.

Pipe. PIPE!