Graphic novel, preferably.

That is so much better than a Venus Flytrap.

A colony of sea monkeys, please. As they're pictured on the box, with little wigs and outfits and complex family dynamics. I'd turn one entire wall into an aquarium, like those people who turn IKEA bookcases into hamster villas.

Florida? The asylum? Larry's apartment building? The salon?

Actually I just read on a different site that it won't even be the same house or characters, so I guess the time could still be "today."

I heard this was originally written to be a 2 hour finale, then 90 minutes, then it was cut down to 70 minutes. It certainly felt rushed.

"Thick musk of futility" is a fantastic phrase. I love these reviews.

Oh god, did he really say that? Well, now I know to lower my expectations.

I don't understand why all the newly dead are so blase about being killed. Travis, Vivien - they just shrug and act like, Okay, I'm dead and stuck in this gloomy house, no big deal.

I've always had keen color perception and been able to see more colors and distinguish between very similar colors. I've learned not to get into arguments with friends when they say 2 cars are the same color when they're different shades of blue, or when they say I've picked out four paint chips of the same color. I…

I liked the pilot, though a large part of that was just my pleasure at seeing Hurley back onscreen. It definitely has potential.

This is so tired. Me and most women I know are sick of the weird sexualization that goes along with "breast cancer awareness" and the endless campaigns that usually center around visuals of big, young, healthy breasts. They're juvenile, medically unhelpful (and totally insensitive to cancer victims who've had a double…

I love bats more than anything, but I would be afraid of accidentally killing something that tiny. Good thing he's in expert hands.

If he stays obsessed, BCI and other organizations sponsor bat camps for kids in the summer. Just something to think about for the future.

I seriously wonder if Billie the medium is going to play a role in the season finale.

Assuming a new family moves into the house next season, the show did its job because I am way more interested in the ghosts and Constance than the Harmons. Who I can't say I'll miss after all this wraps up.

Yeah, my limited experience with decomposing bodies has been that they are extremely pungent. As in, opening the front door of a house where the attic had a 2-day old dead body and we all immediately knew what had happened.

It looked to me like he was doing meth and coke.

She made it sound as if it referred to Mary conceiving Jesus (which admittedly is a popular if wrong definition) when really it refers to her mother Ann's conception of her, a person born without sin. The "Immaculate" doesn't refer to conceiving without sex, like people think; it refers to a person born without…

1. Elizabeth Short deserved better treatment than she got here. The nod to her bad teeth was a nice touch of realism, but I thought it was established that she was tortured while alive - I was expecting either the first surgeon or Infantata to be her killer.