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I say this as a child of the 90’s, who grew up loving Batman: The Animated Series and who became a lifelong DC fan as a direct result of that series and its various spin-offs… hard nah.

That last bit of the Batman spot... so they don’t show Riddler’s face, and there is this hint of a laugh at the very end, not to mention the creepy clowns gang mid-trailer. Couldn’t help it, my head went “That’s not Riddler, that’s Joker leaving riddles”. Maybe not happening, but it would be one heck of a typical…

Call me weird, but I still prefer reading a book over listening to an audiobook, because I can hear all the voices and effects and even music in my head (yes, I know how that sounds, me and my head’s voices kindly ask you to move along).

Now, if this was more like an audio drama, with voice actors and sound effects and…

Ooh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeees. This is the treatment that Discworld has always deserved, and Bill Nighy for all the footnotes is an INSPIRED choice. Count me in!

She-Man. Truly a hero for the 21st Century...

I’m ok with Teela as the new sorceress supreme. It actually makes sense. Heman is now hulk which also is cool. I hated season 1 because I thought they were going in a completely different direction, but this trailer is going in all the right directions. It’s perfect. I am fine with Teela being magnitudes more powerful…

I watched the trailer, and weird as it sounds, what I found is that it doesn’t compel me to watch in any way.  And I am usually down to anything!  How to explain it... It’s devoid of personality.  How can an angry monkey in a suit be devoid of personality?!?  Where’s the monkey business they promised?!  And were those…

Looks interesting, but sadly reminds me of something I else miss.

“Alpha Douchebag” should be a thing.  I’m writing the Urban Dictionary article as we speak.

Tony is arrogant, abrasive, and still a jerk who thinks he knows best because he’s most often the smartest man in the room.

Dr. Strange is also arrogant, abrasive, and still a bit of a jerk who thinks he knows best because he’s most often been the smartest man in the room.

Ok.  Who wants to start the crackpot conspiracy theories about how that water tower is hiding a secret government base full of experimental crap, aliens and the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa?

Doctor Strange: “Now, Peter, in order to travel through the multiverse, you need to wear this black & gold version of your costume.”

Oh come on. 4 years of Trump and nearly half the voters still picked him. There’s no lack of believers.

Welp, I think it’s pretty clear this guy is paranoid schizophrenic. Mysterious non-attack attacks that secretly implant objects between his ribs. Riiiiight.

Ah, but they’re streamed.  Performance depends on a good connection rather than the guts of the phone!  Now, if the X-Box gamepass can run on a phone and lets you install the games, now we’d be talking.  But does it?

I assume it’s for people who want to play Fortnite, PUBG, etc. at the highest frames possible. There’s Ark that might be the only game able to take full advantage (or not, never messed with the mobile version) but yeah, I’m also curious as to what people do with these phones.

Dont forget that services like Xbox Games Pass with streaming now exist.

I don’t quite get the point of making a phone like this.  Smartphone games (or at least the ones I come across) don’t demand this much raw power.  You’d think the phone aims to bring the kind of games you see in consoles and PC to the mobile world, yet that doesn’t seem to be happening.  Am I missing any important…

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