Bat-dork
Bat-dork
Jul 7
3

If you want to see a more chuckle-worthy version of Siege to wash off the taste of apocalypticness and mid-paused sentences (and see more colorful versions of the same exact bots down to the last screw), do the following:

Step 1: Hit Emgo’s reviews Siege playlist in Youtube here:

Jul 2
8

The famous guys and ladies have to be dug up, so sayeth the theme song.

Jul 2
2

First, I’m glad it’s a reboot.

Second, I wonder how far back in time they’ll go with the cloning. Will they keep it to traditional and already-dead historical figures as usual (A Michael Jackson clone would now be fair game), or will there be some more modern clones of still-alive people like Obama-clone and Read more

Jun 29
1

When I meant “living in luxury and decadence” I assume it’s because it was wealth that got her there. And because she is insulated away from the “ugliness” of the world, she can let her ugliness out without fear of repercussion and never grow up. Glass houses, after all. Except in this day and age, they’re durable Read more

Jun 29
2

“Power doesn’t corrupt, but reveals”? I’m inclined to agree.

Jun 19
4

Should we call it Cute-thulhu? Bring your kids to the cuddly tentacles of insanity as they hug this marshmallow-soft old one and chant in dead languages as they don colorful robes and sacrificial knives! (Play 80's style rock ballad jingle).  Yog So-toot-toot sold separately!

Jun 1
4

Dude, are we on the same page or what?! I love the original Jameson portrayal, and this is one of those cases where the hair is part of the character. THE HAIR!!! I DEMAND PICTURES OF THE HAIR!!! Make a montage where Jameson puts on a wig if you have to justify it on-screen (hint: you don’t, he’s awesome) but MAKE. Read more

Jun 1
4

I’m a huge Spidey fan but I don’t care about the MCU version, and Jonah CAN’T BE BALD. I’d rather they brought Counterpart back.

May 28
4

Anyone else watched this and got this song re-stuck in their heads?

May 27
5

Yeah, I don’t get the math. This is clearly costing in the neighborhood of $100 million -otherwise why scoff at $30 million. So for the Snyder cut to make money each person who’s demanding it will need to buy 952,381 HBO Max memberships. 

May 27
6

You (and several replies) are falling into the trap of assuming that your piece of the fandom is the fandom. It’s not. Snyder’s films have a lot of very vocal fans. And while you may view them as a handful of weirdos on the internet, they think the same of you. And clear there are enough of them for Warner Media to Read more

May 21
1

I was joking with my friend the other day that I thought it’d be hilarious if Snyder just trolled everyone with like a couple of those silent-movie cue cards where they explain something that’s happening only and they said things like “3 minute scene with Darkseid explaining his interest in Earth” and other such stuff. Read more

May 20
1

This is where the “If it bleeds, It leads” old adage has become an ACTIVE verb rather than just a statement. I truly believe “news” outlets that repeat idiocy like this are actually actively trying to MAKE their own news. Read more