Jeeplypuff!

Ok.  Who wants to start the crackpot conspiracy theories about how that water tower is hiding a secret government base full of experimental crap, aliens and the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa?

Two things bothered me about this movie (everything else in the trailer I like):

What?! Does this mean we don’t get Waluigi Mike Haggar?

Nintendo Online is $20 a year, not month.

i have a weird recurring dream theme about spitting out mouthfulls of some gritty substance and they happen OFTEN

Step 1: Wait two years.
Step 2: Squeeze together all those nicely spaced chips and components.

As a fan of Alien, I enjoy it when xenomorphs invade non-human life forms for a widely mutated result. However I have to admit that this demonstrates xenomorph/kid-friendly crossovers are their very own brand of disturbing. Just imagine the results if they did this to Thomas the Tank Engine, Peppa Pig, the Muppet…

As a fan of Alien, I enjoy it when xenomorphs invade non-human life forms for a widely mutated result. However I…

When I meant “living in luxury and decadence” I assume it’s because it was wealth that got her there. And because she is insulated away from the “ugliness” of the world, she can let her ugliness out without fear of repercussion and never grow up. Glass houses, after all. Except in this day and age, they’re durable…

“Power doesn’t corrupt, but reveals”? I’m inclined to agree.

I’m going to guess it’s some variation on “being a really shitty person.”

Local homeless shelter is a 15 minute drive and they’d probably be happy to take unwanted whole pies off my hands.

Share with friends? Offer to those less fortunate? 

Unpopular opinion: Evangelion isn’t that good.

Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters!

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

Truly amazing how entertained certain people are by endless, minute variations on “I identify as an attack helicopter.”

Auditions for the role of Inigo
Take One!

Here’s first sneak peek on how chocobos look on upcoming Final Fantasy VII remake. There is also a new variant of Malboro enemy called Malboscar. :)