I would accept an Underworld reboot which was nothing but two hours of Selene murdering the cast of Twilight.

Next Syfy Channel movie: Porksplosion!

I remember the last time I engaged in a discussion about browsers, and when I started getting crap for not hating internet explorer, I got interesting answers when I asked "how many years has it been since you've used internet explorer, other than to download your preferred browser on a new installation." There are…

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i disagree, he has the IDEAL situation for generating security question answers.

I seriously have no idea why they're trying to pull in HP fans instead of using the header image to pull people in who are thinking "Hey I see those all the time/have on in my living room what's up with it?"

Title pic, duh. :P

McSoylent? Gives a whole new meaning to "Over 1 Billion Served."

Welcome to SpaceDonalds.

Flappy Bird balloon here we come.

I think after the Bovine Revolution of the 25th Century, and the Poultry Revolts of the 26th, McDonalds will fall to the Cow-Chicken Alliance.

Butty today with a 30% chance of rain.

Cap's Civil War speech!

He clearly should have been played by Sean Bean.

Definitely not the strongest or the fastest, but who cares! It's one of the original giant mechs and His girlfriend's robot shot boob rockets at the bad guys. BOOB ROCKETS!

Or red-hot coals...

PLANETARY POPULATION LIMIT REACHED.

Facebook wasn't sharing. It was assimilating.

I'm not the alien here, human.