And do not forget the mutherfucking batteries!

Johnny Bravo...because no matter how many times he gets shot down, he still thinks he's God's gift to the ladies.

*Gasp* 'You Get to Burning', one of the greatest of Op's featuring random English lyrics that make no sense! There's only one response...

Them! are ants, not cockroaches!

Nicely played, Bones.

That's because your damned Vulcan logic won't let you feel anything! You green-blooded son of a...

Well the Venn diagram of "rich white guys who run the government" and "guys who golf" is a circle, so there you go.

So basically just two teens talking?

snakes on the plane?

Photoshop challenge accepted.

oh well, we all gonna die someday for something, right? ;)

This is just awesome. I think we should go back in time and start exchanging things instead of using money. It's harder to steal a cow or goat or a bunch of eggs...

I don't know. There's something very metal about actual Christmas trees.

Holy crap, you just reminded me. My lives are full...Back to my Crack Crush!

But what if I'm an Amazon Prime member and I've missed some credit card payments?

Shhhh! Not so loud.

Then listen to it. (Happy Original Version)