Let me say first that I understand and support the opinion that the police system needs a radical overhaul, maybe even a full replacement, due to all the endemic issues that have been plaguing it for years if not decades.

Batman & Robin?

Didn’t think of it at the time, but that would be a good idea in so many levels... not only you’d get to do something nice for others, but also twisting someone’s idea of a torment into charity work is probably one of the cleverest ways to troll them back.

Ah, but what if all the free pizzas have nothing but toppings you hate and/or are allergic to?

I only have one EA game on Steam. Jedi: Fallen Order. Good game. But it totally irks me to launch it from Steam only to see Origin launch their thin client. Yeah, I agree that’s a petty little thing to bitch about. “OOooh, so widdle Bat-Dowk can’t stand a little launcher. BOOO-effin-HOOO, you played the game, didn’t…

Ah! I see you are a man of culture as well.

Popular opinion: Evangelion is very good!

I’ve joked with my family that a trip to the grocery store feels like a live-action Pac-Man game featuring me as the yellow wakka-wakka muncher, while everyone else is a ghost. I keep switching aisles wherever I see other people too close to anything I might need, and it extends the lenght of the trip.  “And I play on…

A custom one-off in this economy is definitely aimed at the rich, who will obviously continue to be rich through the pandemic.  So yes, I can see how this makes sense financially for the people who customized it.

Dear Ian Walker, I suggest you prepare psychologically for the moment you’ll be owed a pizza.

Question:  If I am absolutely forced to make a mask at home, what materials/layers should it have to be as good as possible to both prevent me from getting sick and prevent me from making others unknowingly sick?

What are these “parties” you speak of?  And please elaborate in this “fun” concept.  As soon as you do, get off my lawn.

I never thought I’d see the day when, if faced with a stripper, I’d tell her I prefer her to be fully clothed, preferably in a bodysuit (the medical/non-sexy kind), ask her to not take it off under any circumstances, and to stay at two meters or further away from me at all times.  AND TIP HER GENEROUSLY FOR COMPLYING!

On a possibly half-related note, I think this is a good opportunity to remind people entering this week’s contest that Castlevania season 3 in Netflix provided a nice toilet paper reference to exploit. Just saying.

When I read that first line of yours, I couldn’t help but hear it with the music from “My Favorite Things” by Julie Andrews...

Full warm meal services, amenity kits, blankets, liquor... y’know, all the stuff that used to be commonplace on the coach cabin until these airline grubberfluffers decided to take it away in the aftermath of 9/11 but never again put it all back.

Makes me wish there was an app where you could scan a repackaged product and find out who is the real maker.

Don’t apologize.  Finding a place to eat and a close-by bathroom can be a nightmare in NYC for those of us who don’t live there and don’t know every nook and cranny.  Also, Sbarro’s is not bad.

Serious question here: How come not a single ghost mall (that I know of) has been turned into apartments or some other form of housing solution?

That’s proto-movie’s Sonic face, printed on the car’s bumper after being run over by regular Sonic.  Man, that’ dark....