To the powers that be on this matter:  Please let that 2028 date Brian mentioned be plain sarcastic, not unintentionally prophetic. PLEASE!

So 5 more characters... Just give me a certain pencil-thin guy who dresses in purple and say’s he’s number one, and I’ll be happy.

I’d be happy to have more ergonomic joycons.  The default ones feel weird to me.  Also, a three-battery stack that doubles as a kickstand wouldn’t hurt.

Piccolo drops his cape on the ground. It falls with a loud thud, indicating heavy weight, and implying hidden agility and strength. He stares maliciously at the random kid from the crowd, with an arrogant smirk on his face.

The one thing that worries me more than a news organization that does not check their facts, is the viewers of said news network that never question anything it says.

Here are my tips:

Newsflash. I own a 3DS. I don't own a Switch. Does that make me unworthy of playing nice games because YOU think they are wasted on the console I own? Because that is very self centered of you.

We need one with Captain Toad.

Find a pic of Thanos looking like he just snapped his fingers, and you’re back in competition.

I don’t know... If I cosplayed as, say, M’Baku from Black Panther, since my skin is pale enough to generate its own glare field, I bet I’d hear at least one complain of cultural appropriation. Or maybe, since I’m short, fluffy and hairy, maybe people simply would not stop laughing and might have no chance to…

Send all your unwanted Mega Picross puzzles to me! I'll cuddle them, and love them, and call them ”George"!

Just a few days ago I commented how I thought even Winds of Winter would beat the fourth Eva movie's release date.  I guess I can now say 'Mr. George R. R. Martin: your move!"

At this point, I am expecting George R. R. Martin to finish writing the full song of Ice and Fire before Eva 4.4 gets in pre-production.

About that last thing... I’d say machines are not the ones using us. That would imply they have a conscience. Big data companies are the ones using everything from our location to our browser industry to target us with stuff.  And to them, what you do is far more valuable than who you are.

Is there any advice on food allergies?  I am allergic to shrimp, and shellfish in general.  How do you politely tell this to the chef?  Imagine coming to a place where they welcome you with a smile and offer you this delicious-looking plate that happens to feature everything that would send you to the hospital upon…

It is awesome. Everyone gets old, so being sad about it is kinda pointless. I am getting close to needing one of these, so I might as well imagine I am rocket-punching young vagrant mechanical hipsters out of my damn lawn.

Miniatures have never been required, and I think Mr. JuniperAndSage could have worded that a bit better. While they are a fantastic visual aid, I still remember having to use a salt shaker to represent a frost giant.

Uh... did anyone notice that, in the scene, Batman hands Gordon a stick? That’s what he meant. The literal stick/FOB/Thing-a-magic he handed Gordon to access the Batmobile, not the actual transmission. And yes, he WAS making a joke to break the tension.

Ah my friend... The mobile game development community has become too greedy for that. The official business buzzword these days is “recurring revenue”, which stock-fucking-holders love to hear so much they practically get an orgasm on cue. You can thank Candy Crush for this particular blight.

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that you apply a lettered message, properly painted and clear-coated to your bumper, in a font and color that combine with your car in a tasteful manner, but the messages remain the same kind you’d see in the average bumper sticker. ¿Would that irk you the same way bumper stickers…