Praised be St. Angus McGyver, holy patron of DIY and day-saving improvisation, for this blessing received from the humble adhesive tape. All hail his holy symbol, the all-bending paper clip!

Curious how these common household items turn out to have a nice story behind them. All this research and development all so we common folks can duct-tape drunken roommates to the ceiling...

Well, their point right now IS to sell a big honking massive TV set, so I see where they come from. 1080p starts to show the jags if you put that density on a big screen.

100%. I guess finding a Comic Sans word in this game would be the equivalent of staring at Slenderman for too long. You'd go bonkers and beg for a hammer to strike your nuts...

I was about to blast this thing out in the comment, but then this crossed my mind: Cow juice version, not bull juice version.

I think the wise meassure would be for iPads to be docked to the center console or otherwise have some kind of mandatory backup power source. Not to mention backup iPads.

Soldier 1: "Comrade! We are approaching the designated firing position!"

MIMO is Spanish for MIME: a human-looking species of anti-technology, incapable of speech, clad in black-and-white clothing and makeup, designed to annoy and freak out pedestrians by simulating an array of invisible boxes, ropes, walls, bicycles, elevators and stairs among other imaginary props.

Not sure if this means anything, but here in Costa Rica, carriers are discounting the 4S and announcing it like crazy (they're offering the 64 Gb model at 32 Gb price). I'd say that fits with the idea of the iPhone 5 fitting the 4s's original price.

"Introducing the iPhone 6, now with Bic/Sharpie battery technology, capable of providing five straight days of battery life at full usage. Available with your X-thousands monthly plan from AT&T, or a healthy pair of kidneys".

Looks neat, but how exactly would this be any better than, say, squeezing a lemon through a strainer into your drinking water?

This sounds nice, but the one thing I'd like for comfort in a plane is ejector seats for annoying travelers. Just one button and *SWOOOOOSH*... away goes the guy who smells like three weeks without deodorant!

I totally agree. The only point I see is that sometimes, if the headset is small enough to go unnoticed, one may look like one is talking to oneself like a barking mad sad lonely lad.

If these people want to make this a surefire hit, they should try to get these things featured in The Big Bang Theory.

Hey! If Stark can call his gold plating/titanium alloy armor the Iron Man when the only iron in that suit is the one from the apple he ate for breakfast that morning, I can call my copper abomination whatever I want. Even if it doesn't fit. At all.

In one side, I see articles like this, and I always wish the scientists make it to the goal line, and wish them the best of luck.

The easy way with a catch: marry a local and stay here for the next five years. Without divorcing.

I once had a coffee in a small shop in Flushing. A very big, very loud lady with a Chicago accent started yelling all sorts of expletives at the cashier because of a stale pastry. She wouldn't even let the cashier speak, and all of a sudden the big lady just took her big coffee cup (which was mercifully cold) and…

That one comes with the next iPad, which by the way is rumored to come with a 24-inch CRT monitor version.

I only hope I don't hear a newscaster some day saying "... and the victims died in the explosion. The paint in their faces however, resisted the heat blast just fine".