Oh please! Those of us in the right circles know these leaked parts are all a hoax. The next iPhone will have a dual 24-pin connector, will support serial cables for data transfer, will feature a bleeding edge rotary disk for pulse-dialing, a thermal head for fax printing and capacity for two 30-yard paper rolls. I…

At first I thought so too, but it also looked like the menu key in other Logitech keyboards (the one that does the same thing as right-clicking). Maybe it is, maybe not.

I've seen some keyboards where the shift key does that (work as Fn key, not splash water everywhere).

I'd love to believe that McDonald's employees are all nice masochists that just LOVE making burgers for minimum wage in order to feed obese people with money, but that's not the case either.

Well, we do what we must, because we can.

"In other news, Steve Ballmer's new Windows 8 tablet was stolen by a mime. The robbery however was foiled by the mime himself, who in a very un-mime-like fashion started yelling random expletives after he started manipulating the gadget, and was later diagnosed with a severe seizure."

Cool. But if I had my way? I'd simply have a USB harware piece where the frequently used keys are the only keys in the thing (because I hate ending up at the wrong key all the time and yes I am that clumsy), and I'd design the layout so I can press buttons without having to get used to awkward hand positions. Maybe…

I wouldn't call the reps "openly dishonest". As a former call center drone, I can guarantee you: they push you because they have to. Some idiot in high hierarchy wants warranties sold at all costs, and the reps have three choices: comply, be fired if you don't do it, or quit if you don't like it.

I demand that their new slate makes me coffee in the mornings.

It's a pity it is not functional.

So, does this means that if I order a king-size mattress via Amazon, they'll deliver a tank to my house?

Say "Moose and squirrel"! Just once!

Flying cars and jetpacks of course! Unless the future trades us that for quantum computing and terraformation of Mars, where the tradeoff is that all television in the future is solely owned and programmed by Fox News and Ron Paul.

It's a-me! Mario!!

Why even give the interface a name? Just refer to it as "the interface" and no one will be suing, everyone is happy (except, you know, those who hate it) and we all can keep doing whatever it is we do with our lives when we're not reading blog articles in the middle of working hours...

If Mr. Haver was a little more honest with himself, he'd say "It's perplexing to me, but we made a totally idiotic product and not a single idiot is buying it".

Patient: "Hey doctor! Why does it seem like there's light coming out of my mouth?"

If I saw one of these up close, I'd look up the hottest girl around the premises and french-kiss her brains (and mine) out before the blast reaches and disintegrates me. Unless there's one of those Indiana Jones brand refrigerators where you can lock yourself in and survive the entire thing intact. Then I'd invite…

Heretic (hey, you called it :) no hard feelings!). I like mine with and without ketchup. Or with mayonnaise. Or with pepper and ranch dressing. Or with honey mustard sauce.

Now if they only did the same thing for pizza...