Run, you fools!!!!

I am already imagining what predictive keyboard will do when paired with Autocorrect. "Seriously honey! I meant to type "Hi gorgeous", not "Die you annoying whore". I mean it!"

Evil? This is today's version of "Finish your chores if you want to go play outside with your friends/watch TV". I love it!

You had me there for a minute. When I read the title, the first thing I thought was "Oh no, now Apple will have about a gazillion simultaneous iPhone models, including the "iPhone nano", "iPhone XL", "iPhone Kids" and "iPhone Hoolawahoola XT93000 Dum-dum".

When I first saw the picture, I thought it was some kind of trippy lightsaber handle. After reading the article and seeing it more clearly, I still think it would make a nice lightsaber handle.

..*!@ ... I triEd yooour advice *ERP!* ... One full keeeeg-g-g, *just aftr I got it... %$@ No shk-k-kunkinesss whAt-sooo-evr....

+1 for this. True, you can't blame a small child for not knowing they shouldn't put things on their mouths, but what kind of idiotic parent even needs a warning to keep something like Buckyballs away from children with that very propensity?

Shhhh!!!! Quiet!!! The assholes will hear you!!!

Try Kevin Conroy Batman... or Michael Keaton Batman... heck, I'll even take Adam West Batman!!!

I'll throw the question and take the fire for it: Why obsess with making robots that can be like humans, when we can already make full-fledged humans so easily?

Trust me. It's just a matter of time before hipsters invade every corner of the... OH WAIT you mean the bath salts! Silly me!

Pfft. I could get into one of these places like it was my home. All I need is some red string, a pair of glass marbles, two paper clips, and six litters of vodka.

I did not know that. Thanks for pointing it out. Still, I stand by my opinion: Strong stairs? Sure. Capable of taking sledgehammer swings? Absolutely. Gorgeous, artistic, costly and worth of praise? Check! Indestructible/immune to dissaster? Let's just say there's no better way to invoke Murphy's law than to…

I haven't seen the movie, but the story went down like this: The movie was shown to critics and selected lucky people, most of them liked it, and the Rotten Tomatoes score was a perfect 10, for a few hours. In comes one specific critic, who blasts the movie and brings down the rating, triggering a barrage of "Nerd…

Hipsters. With sledgehammers. On bath salts. Creepy enough yet?

I agree with the point. We're talking strong stuff here. But just to make another point, the Titanic was supposed to be unsinkable.

What manner of sorcery is this? What heathen soul has devised this instrument of the devil? They shall be burned in the fires of purification for this blasphemy and... and... wait, what is this seducing blue light? Behold! It opens at my touch! What an enticing contraption!! WHEEEE!!!!

Backpack? More like Hackpack! (I am drooling over the picture and pretty much lusting for the whole setup).

Officially qualified for use in the Batmobile. Kudos to Mr. Niv for a great contribution. I hope the tool goes into production and helps rescue efforts as intended.

Oh I pretty much have a full wishlist now: