From my ivory tower here in Toronto, I had not realized that everyone in Alberta is a construction worker, even the minors. What interesting ways those backwards Alberta people have.... Or as we like to call them, ‘District 13ers’.

My uncle is a mountie, he’s the best.

Same. I took this series in Montreal over Labor Day when the sun was hitting it just right.

Just got mine last week. :) He was so excited to tell me all about the shopping process, the grading, how it is cut, etc.

Those are beautiful. Now I have to include mine:

Oooohhhh, your nails are beautiful girl! The ring aint half bad either ;)

Haters gonna hate, I love my ring.

The only known photograph of Jules B. Kroll:

Ew... Why would you want anyone you like to be with Louis C.K.?

I don’t know, I can’t help but get some shady af vibes from Hamm, hilarious as he always seems. It really looked like he strung his ex along for a long time.

Kroll is a billionaire?

You can buy what he has in his pants online, even in different colors, without the drinking and cheating.

Ma$e? Ma$e?!?!

Here’s the thing I actually really enjoy about Amy Schumer right now: she is growing into her level of fame and instead of being like “oh people liked how I just wasn’t afraid to say ‘pussy’ so that’s going to be my whole thing forever,” she has actually stepped up and challenged her audience as it’s gotten larger. Is…

Just hard some woman on the radio talking bout how “she’s not fat shaming” but blah bkah...breasts hanging out blah blah she says she’s a size six blah biggest size six I’ve seen blah. I just hate that people like that miserable little twat have a radio show where people have to listen to their poisonous nonsense.

My boyfriend’s grandma saw Trainwreck this summer. She didn’t care for it, but she thought “LeBronze” did a great job.

I showed my mother in law the “You Don’t Need Makeup” music video. She busted a gut.

So great that she won, especially seeing those depressingly very male lists of writers on all the other nominees’ shows.

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO AWSEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My fam sticks to Netflix and live a commercial-free life. Recently, my three-year old was watching cable at a friends and one came on. He started hollering about the show being broken so I explained it was a commercial. Now every time something gets on his nerves and he has to wait, I hear him say (under his breath),…