You’re wrong, but I forgive you.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

I am SO SAD for your sexy shower disaster, but absolutely delighted by your mother-in-law. What a lady.

Yes, she absolutely sounds awesome.

Your MIL sounds kind of awesome.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Everytime I get the “here, let me in” text from my boyfriend, I find him outside my apartment trimming his fingernails, just chilling outside clipping like it’s the most common thing in the world. Words cannot express my appreciation after reading this.

uggggghh I had no idea she was raped

Ugh he is so fucking hot, as is Pearl, it is goddamned painful. I want to bone him and then get makeup tips from her. I was *this* close to getting my septum pierced because of how hot it looks on him, then luckily thought better of it cause it would NOT work on me. Swoon forever!

3) I said almost exactly the same thing when they changed the font! It’s way too big.

It’s been “improved” again.

My closest friend has 3 children. The amount of people who approach her and say, “Look at ALLLLLLLLL your children!” Is truly astounding. People do it to her all the time, or refer to her family as “an ever growing family.” Now, she and I turned it into a joke. When we talk, I always ask her how ALLLLLLLL her children…

That’s Rafi! He’s the best character on The League.

Yes, I noticed that. Furthermore isn’t accusation implied by arrest. Like you noted, they should have said “arrested and falsely accused”.

CNN: Correcting & deleting earlier tweet and correcting story: Ahmed Mohamed was arrested but not accused of making a bomb

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

...but what Davidson did was super harsh.

El Cunado like!