The issue is that no one is throwing out these bad apples. These bad apples are protected and reassigned. The lawsuits they incur get paid off in tax payers money. Police had the chance to root out corruption in their own ranks. They refuse to do it. There are no shiny apples left if they all lie to us and tell there’s…

K but who is the McCartney they keep referring to in the Turtle? Do they mean McIntyre? Confusing. 

Can we please not support Urban Outfitters in 2019? Here’s just a few reasons they don’t deserve your money:

Can we please not support Urban Outfitters in 2019? Here’s just a few reasons they don’t deserve your money:

• “Orlando Bloom was photographed in a cowboy hat at Karlie Kloss and Jared Kushner’s second wedding.”

Yeah, I saw your awesome batman joke, don’t worry. 

Extradition... for maybe jostling a cop that was harassing him for the credentials he clearly had in hand. Sure. 

Well, he was also in a suit and being herded towards the floor by the rest of the Raptor’s management, so I would think the cop could take half a second to properly assess the situation before going off. And then the way the cop needs to be held back from going after Masai, like he’s a 10th grader in a fight after…

He has his pass right in his hand, and yes it is visible in the video.

Second question sounds like it wanted aioli as an answer. But that’s not a french word, nor a portmanteau of it’s ingredients. Garlic is ail, yes, but oil is huile. And I’m pretty sure aioli is spanish. 

Thank you for this. The potato one had me crying with laughter. The nurse one... nope.

I didn’t realize it was so common either. Reminds me of one of my fave Jens Lekman songs, he makes avocado hand injuries sound romantic.

Welp, Ontario elected ourselves a very trumpian Doug Ford, so it’s not all weed and roses up here either.

Well, my Kinja username is ruined! I made it while I was smoking a joint and watching Gossip Girl, and it was a great time. Off to find a new avatar, I’m thinking a literal bass (fish).

Ugh sorry to be THAT person...

Yes! Thank you ladies of Jezebel!

Yes! Thank you ladies of Jezebel!

Are any of these four paraben-free? I’ve been a dedicated MAC pot concealer girl for decades but I’m ready to switch it up!

Are any of these four paraben-free? I’ve been a dedicated MAC pot concealer girl for decades but I’m ready to switch…

Got stuck with? Elected.

Thank you!

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