The original JT did denim better

Don’t get it twisted. His platform is YOOGE.

Darling. Remember. We inflict bodily injury with shoes. Shoes, darling. Always shoes.

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”

Janet looks outrageously good.

Over 7 billion people in the world and that so called best friend couldn’t find someone who wasn’t Shania’s husband? That sounds like a tremendous amount of hostility and jealousy on the “friend’s” part, as well as the ultimate fuck you to Ms. Twain. Truly despicable to treat another person that way, let alone someone…

Reference to one of my favorite films. “I Heart Hukabees”

That’s really awful.

Truly, a gift to humanity.

I am a makeup artist and I have done lots of weddings, especially for friends since I can make it one of their “wedding gifts.” One of my dear friends and I spent hours planning her look and practicing, so she could tweak things. We went with a bronzy, goldy, smoky look that was perfect for her late spring in Texas…

I’m laughing so hard at this, I’m crying.

I’m printing this and framing it. You, my dear, are officially my hero.

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Slaves did not lose their dignity because the government allowed them to be enslaved. My employees did not lose their dignity because I kept trying to show them my dick and putting my pubic hairs on their drinks. If we’re being honest with each other, I’m not sure what the word dignity means. What’s happening, again?…

is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

Curse you, tantalizing but non-functional image slidery thingie!