I missed the flower girl story in the original post’s comments - that is FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
I enjoy it and 10/10 would buy
I am merely a vessel to deliver Courtney to the masses.
Denial is strong, especially if you’re a decent person. It is unfathomable that a person would do this to another person so I feel like you would think, “Am I crazy? How could this be real?” and want to believe that you aren’t wasting tons of time on an utter shithead. I once went to nab a piece of paper from one of…
My dad Heimliched, then CPRed a dude in a bowling alley. No euphemism :( he didn’t save him and it still bothers him to this day. I’ve given him the stats and told him he did all he could, but it haunts him.
Yep. I was about 15 and I saved my little sister from choking on a mint.
Oh my god...a thousand times yes! I was at a point in a past relationship where I would check his phone, SEE WITH MY OWN TWO EYES that were meet-up logistics planned via text and long late-night phone calls. I would ask him if he was seeing this girl outside of work. He would act indignant and say “absolutely not”.…
One of my friends went on a cross country camping trip with her boyfriend, and they visited his ex. He slept with his ex girlfriend in her house, while my friend CAMPED IN HER YARD. He somehow convinced her that he misunderstood a comment she’d made and believed they were in an open relationship for the duration of…
I think that’s most likely exactly what happened here. I bet during his grad program his now-wife was at home telling her friends “If I think about all the time we spend IMing and calling and skyping, he couldn’t possibly also be seeing someone over there, right?”
A week after hearing about the Heimlich maneuver in school in the 70’s, a little boy I was babysitting choked on a hot dog and I ‘heimliched’ him. It worked like a charm.
What’s next, photos of kids being born, because he’s an advocate for the college health center’s birthing rooms? After that, kindergarten graduation photos of him, the kid, and the “ex”?... Because, reasons..
The entire reason why this article grabbed my attention is that the one on the left is hot.
How you doin’? Wanna climb inside my time machine?
HOW IS THAT MAN STILL ALIVE??? You are a saint.
I got one!
Wedding in Israel, on a kibbutz in the middle of nowhere (well, as much as you can be in the middle of nowhere in Israel, it’s a small place). I’m at a singles table of three women and eight men, I’m not feeling particularly interested in any of them, but then one of them remarks to my friend that he works in his…
I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.
In some other timeline where I didn’t step in, my friend might have had a good crazy wedding hookup story to contribute. She and a super hot (although in retrospect maybe he was just British) groomsman were drunkenly making out a bunch at the reception, and as we were about to leave, he was definitely insinuating that…