Well, for starters, the bangers killing people in Baltimore and other cities aren’t paid by the taxpayers to keep the peace/enforce the law/not beat the everloving shit out of people.

They never would have been charged if, you know, the suspect didn’t end up dead. Besides, that’s only “reasonable suspicion” - that allows them to stop him and search, not necessarily arrest. And he didn’t have anything illegal when they searched him. Hence, it’s an illegal arrest.

Right now they can go to jail for following Supreme Court decisions such as Illinois v. Wardlow. The Baltimore States Attorney’s Office essentially overturned the Supreme Court’s decision.

She did, then backed out a couple weeks before the wedding.

My sister says that my aunt has to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral. Useful phrase. :-)

What? I’ve never been to a wedding where the wedding party members’ spouses/SO’s were seated at the head table, unless they were also in the wedding party....

NOT OKAY. And your photographer should have told them to make an appointment for their own damn shoot.

He should be more concerned with you than your sister sonce he's not marrying her!

Your sister didn’t learn to tie her own shoes until she was seven?

Not just white, a floor length white dress with accordion pleating. The style was really popular in the late half of last decade but I might not be doing a great job describing it. No one in a million years would mistake it for an actual wedding dress, but it was still 1. completely inappropriate to wear to a wedding…

And now I’ll tell you all about me, because I have a (somewhat) similar story. Since my younger sister and I were little, everything in our family has been about her. The question “How will Amy’s Younger Sister feel about this?” runs through my mom’s mind I’d guess at least once a day, even though we’re now in our…

This needs way more stars for the WTFness.

Contributions like yours are exactly why I’m like, “Awwww yisssss. Story time!” whenever a new ITD post goes up.

It really is so selfish. I was at a wedding of good friend of mine and it so happened that the photographer and DJ were dating and were friends of the bride and groom and entire wedding party. The DJ proposed to the photographer during the reception and of course the photographer said yes. The photographer was so…

We need a step-monster sub blog.

When this site started I had the same reaction, like, “If this site has a feminist bent, do we really need a whole subblog devoted to the myth that landing a man is the highlight of every woman’s life?” But I love I Thee Dread! It’s funny, it has good stories, it makes fun of obnoxious self-absorbed couples and guests…

Is that bitch’s name actually Lilith? How fitting.

Somewhat related since it was brought up in the piece (regarding the Olive Garden party), my wife and parents threw me a 35th birthday “surprise” party at a nice restaurant. They invited approximately 10 of my friends and one of my brother’s friends (and his then-girlfriend) who I’d known forever, but of whom I wasn’t…

Not gonna lie I’m so livid with your mother rn! That was your graduation!!!! So in the spirit of this article can I make it all about me for a second? Great.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…