I’m madly in love with this list. Every summer I make a giant “best summer ever” to-do list. I never check everything off, but it’s all about the quest anyway. Cribbing a lot from your list.

I love the hell out of this. This is the last summer of my 30’s and I’ve already decided that my 40’s are going to be my decade of having some goddamn fun. I’m starting my summer tomorrow by getting the second of three new tattoos, rocking a new pair of shorts to show off one of said tattoos (my first pair of shorts…

fun fact, RZA will not high five you when you point out you’re both buying vanilla dutches at the same bodega so it is like you are about to smoke together.

Yes. The metal allergies are REAL.

#WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot.....Gold! Pure gold. I would like to begin with: My husband doesn’t beat me when I burn the casserole #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

I cried at my wedding as soon as I saw my wife walking down the aisle. I also cried the first time I heard my daughter’s heartbeat on the ultrasound, when I found out she was a girl, the first time that I held her, and sometimes when I rock her to sleep.

Safe to assume she rocked that glass afterward. Ain’t it good to be the coach? :)

Can Amy co-host with Chris? Show improved 5000%

Home pregnancy tests.

You lost me at the Murell story this week Pinkham. I like to see a good “Eff You” given to a deserving douche canoe but poisonings are well beyond acceptable.

Something very interesting I noticed the second time round: the first time he grabs her, she pushes him off. Then he’s angry at her for showing him up, and he goes to grab her behind in revenge, in order to put her in her place. Such a great demonstration that the men that perpetrate these acts of sexual assault…

We had a morning wedding and boozey brunch reception, so no dancing or any traditional fare. But my husband and I wanted to have our first dance in Union Square (NYC) where we had our first date and he proposed. So at around 1pm we took our photographer with us and we did our dance and I brought along the “throw away”…

The only time I ever caught a bouquet was during a promotion at a Lush store, and whoever caught it would win a bath bomb. I caught it one-handed because they were also giving out cupcakes.

Absolutely. I’m just reacting to the quote from the police lieutenant, who we can reasonably assume has some responsibility for the fact that this guy was free, saying that, oh, too bad the victim didn’t fill out a piece of paperwork like we told her to because *that* somehow would have acted like a magic shield.

WTF. This is the saddest thing I’ve heard in a really long time.

5 brides have used the pins now (the ribbon got a little ratty) and I don’t even know the last 2 brides outside of some sweet notes and photos they sent me, but its a really cool little connection and a “something borrowed” for them.

Legally he is innocent as the police had insufficient evidence to pursue a case against him and he appealed Columbia’s decision. That doesn’t mean he didn’t commit the sexual assaults.

I’ve thought about doing it to “Flawless” and tossing it after the feminism speech about not aspiring to be married.

Bouquet tosses are the worst. Especially when Single Ladies comes on at a wedding and you have no idea that it’s now the official bouquet toss song and you’re drunk and scream and run out onto the dance floor and you’re the only one out there when the DJ goes, “LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S EXCITED FOR THE BOUQUET TOSS!!!”…