Macs blow.

What makes you think you can't map the thumb sliders (or whatever they're calling them)? Moves could be triggered by swipes, touch, whatever. You haven't even tried it. Try to be more open instead of thinking it just can't be done because there's no buttons.

To do this, focus on their left eye. The left eye is connected to the right brain—the emotional brain.

Or they can play offline. It's really that simple. I've played well over 200 hours of Minecraft in offline single player and it's been great. Why expose vulnerable kids to the inevitable trolls in public servers? Just keep them offline, problem solved.

Honestly, which do you think is more viable? Having a kid play offline single player, or trying to stop anonymous trolls? I hate that behavior just as much as the next guy, but try to be realistic. You are not gonna stop trolls. You just won't. That's the end of it. What you can do is avoid them by playing offline.

Is there a way these could be downloadable in a single file/link?

My Galaxy Note 8 is great, and it packs a punch spec wise. The stylus is the cherry on top.

That's the way to do it. I think it has been easy for me because I refused using credit for a long time. I guess that taught me some good spending habits. Basically, if I can pay it with my debit card, I can pay it with my credit card. That's it. If I can't buy it with my debit card, I won't buy it with my credit…

It's probably a Korean guy learning Japanese. The voice in the GPS spoke Korean, but the tape was Japanese. Very basic Japanese for that matter. Also, the driver side was on the left, whereas in Japan it's on the right.

You're correct, that's Japanese.

Nope, that's definitely Japanese. I studied Japanese for 3 years 10+ hours a week and lived in Japan for 5 months. I understood about 90% of what was being said. Definitely Japanese.

That is in fact Japanese.

I once fell and scraped my knee. Ever since, SCREW RUNNING OUTSIDE. Regular Joe's are not athletes. We just want to move from place to place without injury. Great on you guys who wander off into the danger, but my knees say no.

Definitely. I had a blast during my semester in Japan. You have to endure some tough situations, like taking classes in a foreign language (Japanese is TOUGH). You'll most likely get homesick like I did for a while, and will probably experience some sort of culture shock. This was especially true for me because not…

The sole purpose of a video game is to entertain. If it entertains me, it is a good game in my book, whether it has 8 bit graphics, or next gen renders. That's all that matters to me, and I'm willing to bet that's the case for most gamers. If I'm having fun with it, I don't care if it uses "old" mechanics or graphics,…

Can I be edgy and cool like you?

Sounds like nothing you create has any value. Seriously. No one who actually creates anything valuable is that bitter.

I enjoy Minecraft quite a lot, and I'm by no means a basement dweller.

I'm on the same boat as you. This looks great! Thanks Alan! :)

Couldn't help but think "LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU, YOU IDIOT!" right before he set off the alarm.