Dear "Dr." Phil, that is the worst advice/platitude I have heard from someone whose job it is to give advice.

Rage.

I think I blew a couple of blood vessels when that guy stopped everything to tell Kristen, "respectfully," that she was hysterical. Stabby.

Is a daily recap of the previous night's Fallon Show now part of Jezebel's repertoire?

YOU STEALY'D MY MONEY.

We can all learn something from puppies.

I used to work at a pet store that did rescue, and we always had batches of lab mix puppies. Their love for everyone was the purest love I have ever witnessed/experienced. Joyful times.

and I've always been a bit exasperated at people who think that we can all decide where to live based on weather preferences.

I recently discovered the indoor conservancy at the botanical gardens near my house. It is like heaven (i.e., summer) in there. I got a membership stat. I am still perilously close to my breaking point but without the conservancy, I would definitely be past it.

I love Sally Field dearly, but I feel like she maybe needed to step up her game for the Oscars.... that one sticks out a lot.

Jeremy Renner Ruins Another Picture.

I know that stuff is bunk, but I can't help wondering what a body language expert would say about that Martha Stewart Weddings cover.

^the line from the movie that I have been using for over a decade now (usually when I want people to hand me something).

Don't bogart that can, man.

I was thinking about similar issues the other day when that Guardians of the Galaxy trailer came out and everyone was talking about it. I literally know nothing about that franchise (I had never heard of Guardians of the Galaxy before) but the first thing I paid attention to in the trailer and rundowns of the trailer…

I shouldn't read these comments. People are such judgmental douchemonsters sometimes.

Oh god, how awful for you, to go on a date with someone who is not physically perfect. The horror!

In the later seasons, I wish they had done a flashback or two to high school times so we could see the earlier-season Scoobies with Dawn in the picture. That would have been so interesting! Our memories of Seasons 1 through 4 are different than all the characters'.

The pic of them hugging confirmed that I am at least a little gay, because I just stared and stared at it thinking how lucky he was in that moment.

I like it. So wherever Oz was in the world (post-Season 4), he had memories of her, and she of him.