Rebecca, all I can say is that you sure know what you're doing, following up that horrible opener with Hiddles.

I do like 15 minutes around 6:45 or 7. It's nothin' ambitious, that is for sure.

I found that Rimmel's Kate Moss lipsticks are pretty solid classic reds. Love em.

"Pinkies out, let's take a trip to Assville."

Flowers. Flowers say that.

Do they do other body parts? Dicks, vaginas, the works? Because I feel like there's a market here.

Which gift best says, "please go nowhere south of my vulva with your tongue?"

Oh Mark, that's not how you play Candy Crush!

The only chocolate that matters:

This is just fucking awful.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

i mean i hate all that shit* but if i'm gunna send a complaint email i sure as shit am gunna be on point with my grammar

I don't think anyone hates women who like to succeed! But perhaps some of us are less than kindly disposed towards people who don't use proper spelling and capitalization.

Meanwhile, the Wal-Mart plus-size collection is set to get a release date. . .

Don't you get it? It's a test. The baby is going to be fine, God just wants to test your faith Even though he's all-knowing. He's thorough like that.

I'm fairly certain that they imagine that the angel Gabriel will come down from Heaven, deliver a perfectly healthy pink little baby, and then say "You are a wonderful person. But Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, wants to take your beautiful baby up to Heaven. You will have perfect memories and nothing but happiness…

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Murrell' writing on this matter is superb. It really drives home the sadism of men like this. What do they fantasize will happen if women who know they do not want a developmentally disabled child, or who are pregnant with a fetus doomed to early and painful death can't abort? How does this play out in their hallmark…