It'll never get old how the "Family values" party doesn't give one shit about practicing "Family values".

Any amount of rightness on Johnson's side is overwhelmed by his astounding assholery and hypocrisy — his record on slut-shaming is pretty ugly, too.

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

Why does only one or the other of them have to be terrible? No, he shouldn't do what he did. But she is a propagandist for some pretty dangerous ideas.

#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.

I went to Miss Porter's School for girls (aka Jackie Kennedy's high school). My newsfeed was clogged with my classmates' disapproval of the Lilly/Target collaboration...when I tried to call them out on how they were just upset poor people would be wearing Lilly they pretty much all talked down to me by trying to…

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the Refinery29 tweets.

Whatevs. My mom and her ilk (Lily-loving preppy women all) totally shop at Target. DIRTY SECRET: Real preps are cheap as fuck. Smart marketing move if you ask me.

"Deloris, can you hand me the foreceps?"

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

I notice the LIVE SEX tag doesn't get a lot of use.

Also, if anything, it looks like Miss Lebanon is in Miss Israel's selfie b/c clearly Miss Israel is the one holding the friggin' camera.

When it comes to the pricing on wedding dresses, everything is exactly as it seems. And I don't mean "the dress seems nice in the pictures," therefore it'll be nice IRL. More like, if the price seems too good to be true, then it is.

<—Loves dicks and pics of dicks

I use:

Oh. Now I get it.

It puts the lotion on the skin.

You know I goof on goopy sometimes but I gotta say, usually when I play around with silly putty I'm just making bubbles or rolling it on newspapers and stuff. Gwyneth made an entire outfit out of the stuff. That's dedication.

I fucking love her and don't care how many people are mad right now. Thumbs up to the weird-ass jumpsuit in particular. Her roles in Royal Tenenbaums, Sliding Doors, as well as being a very vocal Planned Parenthood supporter have earned her a lifetime pass in my book.