No one taking this seriously has ever had sex.

I don’t want to talk to you. I’m having a very bad day.

Yes all young people are bad because you had a bad experience. This flows, this checks out.

Got em.

This makes me so uncomfortable.

This is the Perfect Gamer Comment. I’m going to print and frame this. 

Lol yeah I respect the athletes and the serious work they put in, and I know there are a lot of sincere fans, but goddamn this shit is pretty brutal and unnecessary. Before the countertakes flow in, yes I think the same thing about football and boxing.

The eggs are fake and RyAnn isn’t a real name. We’re living in fucking Robocop and I want to die.

Submitted for takes: The Ninth Gate is an incredible film.

I know it sucks from twitter. 

I’ve also never seen this show and agree it sucks ass. I’m not making fun of him, I’m serious.

I’m not voting for any of these bland, centrist candidates.

Im so brain damaged from the internet, I had to think a while to place that image. I was like “what is Deadspin doing, I don’t get the joke here”, and then it all came flooding back.

I always wonder, do people like you know how they’re perceived by others, in their personal lives? Is there any awareness of what’s likely being said (even by your friends/family) when you’re not around? It’s fascinating to me, the set of circumstances, traumas, and personality traits that make someone like this…

What are you like in real life? Just absolutely pathetic by any metric?

Lol everyone who has a high paying job thinks they’re a fucking visionary. They’re usually just a schlub who stuck around long enough and kissed the right ass.

I’m with Russ here.

I agree with you, but maybe take your own advice you big angry baby.

Give the Hockey Players samurai swords and restore honor and toughness to the game. 

Gamers having another normal one, being mad about things worth being mad about.