Really encouraged to see Storm Duck is blowing away the competition.

Joe L’Official is getting robbed. Also I feel like this is extraordinarily Problematic, but I voted anyway.

YES.

Harrison Treegoob, Nimrod Schmul, and DONALD BULLCOMING need to pull ahead IMMEDIATELY. 

The “follow your pleasure” is the best one. Yes, I too see all these fucking media nerds on twitter reading TOMES by INTELLECTUALS. I like Stephen King. Go fuck yourself.

There is literally no musician I want to see in an arena. 

The Avengers will beat Thanos. 

Just a warning to other one lads, who was drunk, nothing you do is funny or charming. Literally none of it.

“Things and bad and unfair and you’re to blame for not conforming to those bad unfair things. Criticizing them is foolish.”

excellent 

Lot of authority-respecters in these comments. 

Lol go to bed grandpa.

You know what, thank you so much! I didn’t know I’d been carrying this emotional baggage, but I also hate Peter Quill and don’t need to see Chris Pratt ever again. Wow, I feel 10 lbs lighter.

I’d do the UFO w. lines tbh

Genisys was baffling. It just literally was like “lmbo alternate timeline, totally new plot” without earning it in any way.

I cannot read Bakersfield without yelling (out loud)“BAY-KARS-FEILD?!” in Tom Hanks’ Cast Away voice.

This is awesome, she’s great. Get her on TV, give her a show.

Lmao you people have learned nothing. I don’t despair trump and the resurgent right, I despair of shitty neolibs who simply want to return to a time when they didn’t have to see or hear the bad things. 

Maybe Dems lost the election because of their awful candidate and policies. 

The most important thing here, to me personally, is that we should all just own and apologize for our shitty behavior. Of course “cancel culture” is problematic and completely an insane artifact of the social media age, but it can be mitigated if you just say “wow, I did a horrible thing and I feel bad about a lot. I…