This game is an unmitigated disaster. No DLC can save this game. It’s a hollow, boring experience after the first couple weeks. New enemies and new levels will not change that.

Cowabunga

Get bent dweeb.

I’ve always had a thing for Michelle Wie, she’s really hot. I am super creepy and sports magazines should not cater to me.

Gotta be trolling on Maher

Act like an adult

"We hate movies."

Four words: Rhinoceros on the field.

Stunning rebuke of Dayna Evans.

How long have you had that ready to go?

Wagner - Deadspin Digital Prophet

This guy LOVES porn.

I love it too. I take out my iphone and I rub it on my genitalia and I read this line. Then I fucking kick a dork I see using android LOL.

The Manhattan-bound E/M at Court Square is dangerously overcrowded every morning. Someone is going to fall on the tracks.

Ya fucking jerk.

you the real MVP

OMG are you a non-ironic Sheeran stan? Is this real life?

Rousey fucking sucks.

"multiple beeves"

Entrapment!