go fuck yourself, devil's advocate is a fucking masterpiece.

CELEBRITY DRUNK AT BASKETBALL GAME. SHOCKING AND UNACCEPTABLE.

I'd date her.

I'm a Giants fan too. We have nothing to prove here. It's okay to admit that Brady is an all-time great.

I didn't notice and I'm laughing so hard because I'm a fucking child.

OMG WE ALREADY HAVE BALLGHAZI TRUTHERS. END THE INTERNET.

OMG STOP REPLYING.

Holy mother of god, this is amazing.

1. Connor Rowbotham

"Garbagio" is such a perfect thing for a tri-state area Jets fan to tweet.

Just noting the greatest Kinja name of all time. I've probably made this comment before.

Safe answer. Cold take.

I am at my desk stifling laughter.

Literally the best post of all time across all Gawker properties.

Don't you dare bring Mission to Mars into this you fucking philistine.

The Vicar of Jesus Christ.

Cops are often the stupidest people you know.

Titans are the best class. Stick with it.

>calls out casuals