Welp.

the ground-pound move (fist of dawn of the sun for the light or whatever) is the ULTIMATE troll move.

Can't get over it. So good.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

BREAKING: Vikings suspend Drew Magary

OH GOD YES.

I feel so cool when I'm owning at the PvE parts and then I go into the Crucible and I can't see or aim and get three kills :(

Are you a a Titan or Warlock? I'm going to stick it out with my Titan because I've got HEART.

Samer Kalaf RESPONDS to Troll.

This game is getting savaged in most user reviews. Repetitive, boring, no social component. It really sounds like Bungie released the bones of a cool game, but has yet to fill it with content.

He's on Fox News within one year. Count on it. I know nothing about SAS' politics, but FN is where you go to be crazy after "the mainstream media" has cast you out.

Why, oh why, must trial attorneys look like the greeziest dirtiest motherfuckers? I have great respect for trail attorneys; respect for how they think and the skills they develop. This guy is obviously an excellent attorney. But, jfc, how can anyone take him seriously when he looks like that.?

The post count for some of these people is amazing.

Chrissy Teigen had a really great tweet asking when tonights games are so she can know how long we'll all be mad at the NFL.

Lol nice.

What were the certain rumors?

Everyone in New York (who can afford Giants tickets) is a dead-souled husk who spend every second climbing the ladder at their shitty corporate gig to earn the money to construct a simulacra of a fulfilling personal life (HAMPTONS, CARS, BRUNCH), but aren't actually capable of enjoying anything. The Giants are a…

I don't think what he's doing is objectively bad, as long as he acts responsibly. When he eventually fucks up, the conversation shouldn't be about whether his method is bad, but whether his decision was bad.

Raiders? Chargers?

I can't watch this video because the sound of Shannon Sharpe saying "marijuana junkie" is so much better in my head than it could ever be in real life.