Cats should be kept indoors at all times. It increases the lifespan of cats, improves the health of cats, and keeps them from destroying native wildlife. Also, I really do not understand why cat owners and cat owners alone have the right to let their animals leave shit, dug up landscaping, and dead birds all over your…

Gregariousness does not necessarily ‘get shit done’. There are plenty of us introverts getting all the shit done while the extroverts are chit-chattin and shit. We don’t need no stinkin Kaffeeklatsch to get our work done, pal.

The problem comes when extroverted people berate their children, friends, and acquaintances for being abnormal and inadequate, according to the false standard that extroversion is “normal” and introversion is “antisocial” and diseased....which frequently leads to introverted people growing up to feel inferior and…

I was bored during the SHOOTOUT.

Bobby this was so fucking funny! “Schindler’s Bike” made me spit out my tea.

I don't have trich, but I do have chronic telogen effluvium—a kind of hair loss where presumably some undiscovered health imbalance (hormones/thyroid/stress) causes increased daily shedding. So I'm familiar with the feeling that a woman's hair is a commodity and how a man with hair loss must have it so much easier.…

Whoa the clicking and scraping was a total ASMR trigger for me. (For those who don't know, ASMR refers to the the tingly sensations which some people feel while listening to soothing random noises or a person talking softly.)

Does being a vegetarian prevent you from using Google?

Okay, this is an issue I hold dear to me for stupid reasons, and I have to defend my selfies. So I'm just copypasting from a little thing I already had written. Apologies for the long post and its almost narcissistic vibe, but I mean what I say here.

I can't be the only one who laughed the second I saw this face. I literally stifled a laugh, because his face is just... so hilarious.

I lived for a while in Eastern Washington near the Idaho panhandle. Let me assure you, this is just the tip of the iceberg of crazy that is Idaho.

Yup. I love Athleta's running skirts. I went from "ptttth, running SKIRT?" to "omg, I need this in all the colors." No chafing, no riding up... I love the Relay, man. I cannot do run shorts and capris are too hot in the Summer. I am this close to buying the Relay capris once Spring comes around again and I can run…

As soon as I read that they'd called their son Ulysses, it all made sense.

Also, the hole that eventually forms in EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF JEANS I'VE EVER OWNED from my thighs rubbing together. I have so many pairs of "painting pants" now...

Who did this interview, e.e. cummings?