This guy contacted me on okcupid last year and when I didn't respond, he emailed me again (persistent little fucker) and demanded to know why. This is his exact message -

The human brain is a creative lil' lump of neurons, innit?

if you tweet 224 times to your significant other i will unfollow you

Seriously! I keep hearing that lots of adults have acne. But, I sure don't seem to see them around, or at least I don't see ones that have it is often or sever as I do. A zit once a month is normal, I wouldn't be concerned at all about that. But, I don't see too many other adults that have constant acne the way I…

I fussed over my shitty skin at 11 because NO ONE ELSE had shitty skin at 11 in the nineties. NO ONE. I was alone in my misery. Now at 29 I am also pretty much alone because NO ONE I know has shitty skin in their almost-and-in thirties. Sure, I read on the internet that a lot of people have adult acne but how come I…

I'm gonna be that person... sour cream has lactic acid in it. Lactic acid is actually a component of your skin's NMF (natural moisturizing factor) and aids in both exfoliation and keeping your skin hydrated. So... smart kid (although it bums me out that she's fussing herself over it at 11). Anyway, I had terrible skin…

Why isn't Parker Posey a superstar? Epic fail, world.

I was 20 when I met my husband. He was 34 at the time. Neither of us had history being in relationships with huge age gaps before. We do have a ton in common. We have the similar taste in movies and theater, the same politics, we're both a bit brainy, horribly sarcastic, and we both fit well in each other's separate…

I met my husband when I was 22 and he was 39. When he wakes up I'm going to ask him this question!

Well, at least it's more realistic than your average mascara commercial showing models who are obviously wearing FREAKING EYELASH EXTENSIONS. GAH!! Bullshit. No mascara is going to make my tiny lashes that damn long.

Yeah!! Santa Cruz is my home town! Otters will eat your soul, on their tummies. I've seen it.