Not everyone looks like that. Trust me. And it doesn’t necessarily make you break out, people will act obsessively and compulsively and that makes some people pick their face. I’ve seem heroin users do it too.

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

I was a meth user for quite some time and thank GOD I never picked at my face. I know that sounds shallow but man, that screams meth like no other.

I am automatically wary of people who keep immaculately trimmed facial hair. Borders are important at the neck and cheeks but when you do weird things in the chin/lower lip area I got my eyes on you.

Has no one read any cops’ facebook pages?! I grew up with people who became cops and it...is...CRAZY. Honestly, the alternate reality of “law enforcement culture” is now totally saturated with racist memes and demonstrably fake news.

“I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously”

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

“It’s no wonder that gingers convert to Islam in such high numbers.”

Also it’s to be noted that people on this site cannot or willingfully refuse to distinguish what they perceive as Alt-right/White nationalist ideology from the casual racism of the hordes of jobless, bored, nihilistic misanthropes that hang out on 4chan.

Damn it, that means i have to change my nick DickEater69 to my real name now :((((((

Did everyone else get their Soros check this week? Mine must be running a little late.

What does he mean when he says

But I have such precious few opportunities to self-cannibalize my organs 

IF THEY DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A HAT, TIARAS ARE AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

Several years ago I learned that a weird ex-military coworker was fired for sending harassing emails. I talked to a friend of his who was initally like- this guy is NOT my friend! But explained what happened:
The harasser was very upset. He had been sending many different women at work emails telling them their “ass…

I, too, am a supervisor in a Federal agency. I just wanted to “ditto” your remarks.

That is not getting any more clever or more apt with repetition.

My mom is Asian and maybe because of her age, I would imagine her bush must be super retro, but I just thought younger girls would be in on the waxing trend!!

This happened with my ex*. His explanation was that she had been bitten by a poisonous snake, but didn't know WHERE she was bitten exactly, so she took her clothes off to find out where it was. The girl he was with had no voice, all she could do was point and make noises, so he took his clothes off to make it more…