Maybe The Flatulence of God would be better.

An airbag saved my life once, so I’m going to start an airbag cult. Need to think of a catchy name, thoughts?

“Twat waffle” applies here.

I am a huge fan of “Florida Man,” so I have been pleasantly surprised and very impressed by “Florida Students.”

I never said anything about ranchers in Colorado or banning any particular type of gun. You are reacting to an argument in your head that has nothing to do with anything I wrote. As a gun owner and life-long hunter I am not interested in taking guns away from law abiding citizens, or banning any particular type of…

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.

I am so sick of this shit. “It is already a felony...” So fucking what. The laws we already have don’t matter because there are huge loopholes that make it ridiculously easy for convicted felons and mentally ill people to get their hands on firearms. The NRA and their lackeys in congress fight to keep those loopholes…

Aggression, capacity for violence, complete disregard for anything other than ourselves.

Congress repealed a rule that made it harder for mentally ill people to legally purchase firearms, Trump signed it, the NRA applauded it. These people might not want more kids killed, but given that they are strongly opposed to doing anything about the massive loopholes in existing gun laws, it is pretty clear that…

“Nobody wants insane or violent people to be armed.”

On a positive note, we can all sleep a little easier knowing that the 2nd amendment rights of Nikolas Cruz were not violated.

I like your suggestion. In my view all Americans are either immigrants or descended from immigrants. I am endlessly fascinated by family history, probably because my own is so convoluted. So, you have a good way to approach it.

Paxson, Bristol, Willow, and Piper are all related to Alaska, which I don’t mind, because Alaska is awesome. Not so sure about the rest of them though.

There is a documentary called “Last Days Here” about Bobby Liebling, he was the singer for some metal band in the 70s. Addict for decades, I believe it was heroin and crack. He insisted there were parasites crawling around under his skin, had horrible open sores on his arms. Went to the ER frequently demanding…

It sounds like a normal girlfriend experience to me. I don’t date anymore.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’”

Don’t worry, your Mom has a nice bush.

Maybe it’ll get better, keep trying.

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For the first time in my life I’m glad my parents named me ‘Twathammer.’