What’s he crying about? He doesn’t have anything to worry about. An ex-cop, convicted of raping black women, I’m sure those 263 years in prison will fly by.
The great mass of people . . . will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
My favorite segment on David Letterman was always “Trump or Monkey?”. Somebody that knows how these Google machines work should bring that back.
Another victory in the war on drugs!!!
Other people have said this, but I think we should stop calling them anti-vaxers and start calling them pro-diseasers. Because that is what they are.
Angela from Big Bear totally reminds me of my mother. So I cried through that episode of “With Special Guest.” Thanks for that, Lauren.
I used to be a veterinarian. My first job out of vet school was in southwest Michigan, in Niles. Oprah Winfrey had a weekend place in the area. She had a couple of Morgan horses, and the vet practice I worked for took care of them. About a week after I started I got a call one night that one of them had a belly…
My advice to this guy is, wait until the second date before you tell a woman that you begged your mother and therapist for sex. You don't want to look desperate and needy. And keep pointing out that blackmailing someone into sex is only considered rape in a few Scandinavian countries. As long as she isn't…
I don't really understand the whole talking-crap-about-people-you-slept-with thing. If the person is such a loser, why did you bump uglies with him/her in the first place? What does that make you? If a woman takes her panties off for me I think she is AWESOME. Maybe it's the difference between cats and dogs. If…
When we were dating my wife and I really wanted to try meth. But we thought it would cheapen it if we did it on any old Saturday night, so we decided to wait for the wedding night. All our friends said "Don't do meth the first time on your wedding night, it'll be awkward and disappointing." Boy, were they wrong. …
So Rihanna is a lesbian?
Why am I not surprised that something crazy came out of the Mississippi tea party?