Well, feel free to make a citizens arrest and lock up the 91 year old.

I CAN NOT wait to get real old....I'm gonna do anything I please! I lived in a small town once and every Xmas they had a parade and one of the attractions was a fancy bus stuffed with nursing home residents. We all waved furiously and some waved back, others looked depressed, confused..listless. My plan was to be a…

"Lemme at her, Barry."

Straight up stealing a kiss from the POTUS? Bold move. This woman is my hero.

Enjoying the show!

Sadly, nothing in the store met the needs of the occasion he was shopping for, so, he figured, "Screw it. Might as well grab some cheddar. I am a goddamn werewolf, after all."

I haven't stopped laughing since a friend of mine said that these turtles looked like Charles Dutton.

"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

This pic of her and husband is also so adorable.

I always liked Angela Lansbury, but when I saw "The Manchurian Candidate" her performance totally blew me out of the water. Just unbelievable. She's so terrifying!

I would only love it more if Tom himself sang "Let It Go" over it.

You're right, but man those 4-6 months would be worth it. Totally. Worth. It.

Tom Hiddleston's joy and positivity is truly infectious. He always makes me smile because he always comes across as genuinely enthusiastic about everything.

For a moment when I saw the headline I thought you meant this Mika:

And it's ***Flawless

I DON'T EVEN CARE. As long as it's warm, you can literally dump pollen over my head by the bucketful. I will sneeze and be stuffy while BEING WARM and it will be glorious.

On a show where female nudity is the norm, I also want to see dicks. And I want to see the ratio of dicks attached to hot guys vs those attached to not hot guys to be equivalent to the nudity of hot women vs the nudity of not hot women.

See, that's the difference. I love seeing a dick attached to an attractive man in the context of a sexy story. But random dick pics are random. I'm not getting turned on by "DECONTEXTUALIZED SURPRISE DONG IN YOUR INBOX, BOOM!" (no shame to those who are)