Got it. You are crazy.

Um, what? I legitimately am baffled by whatever concessions you are speaking about here. I know I may regret this, but please elaborate.

I'll shit on your shoes for just $29.99!

I love love love love Debbie's Pecan Spinwheels BUT I like them better when they are Drake's Pecan Spins.

These girls are gorgeous.

That is what I came here to do! Where can I get a pair? Actually, where can I get a knock-off, much cheaper pair?

NO ONE WILL LOOK AT ME! I spent THOUSANDS in tuition at Underwear-Model University for THIS?!?!?!?

Totally, love the shoes!

Look, I understand that Oprah also has motivation for the show to work, but we are talking about a narcissist who is constantly putting projects into jeopardy - and we are seeing the consequences from one of the most successful women in show business - ever. I do not blame Oprah for being pissed, she gave Lohan 2…

There is nothing I couldn't achieve in life if failure meant having to deal with a ticked off Oprah.

Shes's also giving her a job that was supposed to help her career.

Do you fucks ever rest with this bullshit

An audio recording of Oprah telling me to "cut the bullshit" is all I need to motivate myself for anything ever.

Those... hands.

Miss Piggy and Kermit done it better

Khali is a sloth bear, not a sloth.

Can we do a follow up post on the hotness that is Chris Evans? WITH A BEARD?!?

her lipstick is on point, but that eye makeup is some frosted nightmare straight out of my caboodle, age 10.

I don't think it's body snark but IMHO her makeup looks TERRIBLE. She's hot but it's making her look like she was up all night partying and then drunkenly overdid it.

Zoo websites are really the best.