It's not much of a horror story...

He was very well-spoken and humble. I had drinks with him and his girlfriend and my wife. He never mentioned anything about football. And at the time he was starting for Real Madrid (my wife and I are socios abonados). He wanted to know about me and why I live in Spain (I'm American), not try to force his awesome job…

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.

Even if the lawsuit fails, the reek of shit-show from it is overpowering. Christ on a cracker, could the PR get worse if they tried??

What is the technical term for a group of human platypuses? Is it Burning Man? A Burning Man of platypumans?

All I got from that video is that he really, really likes the color orange and that he might not know what a platypus is.

look at these baby plattys instead

Only thing I can ever think of when this woman's name is mentioned:

I have seen all of these but The Woman Avenger! My brother and I went though a very serious martial arts movie period in the 90s. And speaking of Michelle Yeoh, Wing Chun is so underrated. That movie is awesome.

No, it's very Nazi. Red arm bands? A black icon, in a white circle, on a red flag. I can't with this. The flag is really what puts it over the edge. If you took it I could almost see other things, but with that symbolism you just can't ignore the Nazi imagery.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

here she is, I can't wait to wear her!

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Oh, yes. I crushed on both models in this pic, which is why I chose this one. The blonde model was in a commercial for something at one point, after that I never saw her again.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like