I would lop off an arm to work in a historical society or museum. I am uber-jealous. I will take your shift.

I feel your pain. I have a 15 hour flight at the end of the month and I am freaking out. I'm going to either take some Ativan or a book I've been waiting to read for months.

Pepperwood Grove makes a light Pinot Grigio. It's a good starter wine.

In high school, every day was Rex Manning Day. Every day after school we would decamp to my bes friend's house and watch Empire Records or Mallrats. Every freaking day.

Shahrukh? *Swoooooon*

Oh god yes!

Ashton Kutcher, with a handful of tweets, has brought more attention to this issue than years of Kristof's work. What could possibly be wrong with that?

I still haven't gotten over the loss of Crystal Pepsi.

Hearted!

I guess I'll be the asshole here and say that after reading that letter, I do not believe a word of what this woman has to say. Not only has she admitted to making false rape allegations in the past, but she now says that after she was "attacked" by DSK, she went back in the room to clean it, before speaking with her…

So you're telling me I probably shouldn't be loudly comparing clot sizes with friends, relatives, and random other drunk girls in bar bathroom?

In their effort to save face and distance themselves from any connection to child-trafficking, the Village Voice has managed to inextricably link themselves to child-trafficking in the minds of millions of people who never even read the damn paper. Not only that, but they have so perfectly painted themselves as…

My sister and I modeled a bit as children. My sister would cry and hide behind me the whole way down the runway. My mom has the videos and brings them out whenever it's time to embarass her.

Oooh! I hope Martin Short is the mother.

There's a joke about James Franco in here somewhere. I'm just too lazy to make it.

Personally, I'm waiting for the study that declares that the stress and sheer fuckery of reading about endless studies will kill you.

Yes, it really is hard to find clothing that fits when you have big breasts. Most clothing is made for women of a smaller cup size. Shirts pull across your boobs, buttons don't stay buttoned and unseemly gaps appear between buttons. Tops with an "empire-waist" type construction look ridiculous because the "waist" part…

Discount was one of my absolute favorite bands growing up. I hate that Alison Mosshart trash talks them every time they're brought up. The front she puts on, of some bohemian, struggling artiste is so ridiculous. Homegirl grew up in a mansion on the beach with mom and dad fronting all of her musical endeavors. Angst,…

@Cinnamoncanuck: That would be epic and glorious. Hearted!

So Donald Duck just called me fat? Sigh....